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Resting Mitch Face 

When your face looks either like a turtle or Mitch McConnell then you have a Resting Mitch Face or RMF.
"Dude. That guy has a Resting Mitch Face."

"No man. That RMF is Mitch McConnell."
Resting Mitch Face by Namer of Faces February 24, 2019

Match-face 

match-face (noun) /mætʃ /feɪs/ n

A facial expression that occurs in moments of extreme emotion when watching football matches.
A proper sad match-face - Gazza's face at the end of his 1990 World Cup run.

A well happy match-face - Gazza's face after his amazing goal(you know the one) in Euro '96.
Match-face by Rocky IV February 25, 2010

Cup O'Water in the Face Match 

A challenge where the loser must endure a humiliating act in which he / she must have a large glass of cold water thrown into his / her face, by the winner, while a crowd of people watch. This act is usually preceded by a sporting event, or a video game (eg. Madden Football).
Brian: "Why did Jay throw that cup of water into Eric's face?"
Steve: "It was a Cup O'Water in the Face Match, and Jay destroyed him!"

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004