Mitch'um

The act of skipping a day or two or ten from all hygenic upkeep. Thus, resulting in one funky mutha fucka! Febreeze cannot save this individual!

Dude 1: Hey, check out that sasquatch looking freakshow over there.

Dude 2: What is that?!? Are those stink lines emanating from that furry monstrosity of a man?...Grooossss!

Dude 1: No way! That swamp ape is clearly suffering from a severe case of Mitch'um. I guess he took their motto seriously! Does he have no shame?

by Balls_of_Fury August 19, 2011

Mitchum

A brand of gell deoderant.

that mitchum smells fairly good.

by Xiophillio April 14, 2009

bryce mitchum

A fucking dickhead...

Fuck Bryce Mitchum...

by DickHead James June 21, 2017

Mitchum-Humsterfumper Disease

Mitchum-Humpsterfumper Disease, whereby a person is completely unable to process or rationalize the existence of eggs or egg byproducts.

Cloefus; Whoa, that bitch just got a plate of poached eggs dumped on her by that clumsy ass waitress, and she ain't doing nothing 'bout it, except stuffing her pie hole... Leroy; Man, that chick prolly has Mitchum-Humsterfumper disease, and she don't care 'bout no eggs running down her forehead! Yo

by Is this your homework, Larry? May 12, 2015

mitchum

Semen, male ejaculate. Named after Robert Mitchum, actor, due to his being almost the definition of masculinity, of which semen is the ultimate by-product.
Past-tense: mitchummed.

Peter North is notorious for his ability to produce voluminous amounts of mitchum.

by thejunk January 31, 2007

The Mitchum

vehicular manslaughter

I’m gonna do the Mitchum to Mr.Frank if he doesn’t give me an A

by Penis McFiddlewopper November 18, 2019

Mitchums

A weird little brown beetle, often spotted in large groups, commonly found in festival tents. They seem do mysteriously disappear in the rain and then re-appear in your clothes hair and generally in anything you leave in a tent.

Hayley: ,aahh, look it's ,pissing, it down!
Ellis: I ,knoww,! The ,Mitchums, infestation has completely disappeared!
Hannah: Where do you think they go?
Matilda: ohh...there around...

by DuttyBeverly July 27, 2009