Mitchums 

A weird little brown beetle, often spotted in large groups, commonly found in festival tents. They seem do mysteriously disappear in the rain and then re-appear in your clothes hair and generally in anything you leave in a tent.

Hayley: ,aahh, look it's ,pissing, it down!
Ellis: I ,knoww,! The ,Mitchums, infestation has completely disappeared!
Hannah: Where do you think they go?
Matilda: ohh...there around...

Mitchums by DuttyBeverly July 27, 2009

mitchussy

When a guy named Mitch or Mitchell has the juiciest ussy/gooch ever!!

*staring at mitchell’s gooch*
“damnnn i wanna tap that mitchussy”

mitchussy by Gertrude Aka Trudy February 8, 2022

Mitchum 

A brand of gell deoderant.

that mitchum smells fairly good.

Mitchum by Xiophillio April 14, 2009

bryce mitchum 

A fucking dickhead...

Fuck Bryce Mitchum...

bryce mitchum by DickHead James June 21, 2017

Mitchum-Humsterfumper Disease 

Mitchum-Humpsterfumper Disease, whereby a person is completely unable to process or rationalize the existence of eggs or egg byproducts.

Cloefus; Whoa, that bitch just got a plate of poached eggs dumped on her by that clumsy ass waitress, and she ain't doing nothing 'bout it, except stuffing her pie hole... Leroy; Man, that chick prolly has Mitchum-Humsterfumper disease, and she don't care 'bout no eggs running down her forehead! Yo

Mitchum-Humsterfumper Disease by Is this your homework, Larry? May 12, 2015

mitchum 

Semen, male ejaculate. Named after Robert Mitchum, actor, due to his being almost the definition of masculinity, of which semen is the ultimate by-product.
Past-tense: mitchummed.

Peter North is notorious for his ability to produce voluminous amounts of mitchum.

mitchum by thejunk January 31, 2007

The Mitchum 

vehicular manslaughter

I’m gonna do the Mitchum to Mr.Frank if he doesn’t give me an A

The Mitchum by Penis McFiddlewopper November 18, 2019