Buuckface

To get drunk beyond belief...shitfaced as some would call it, which then results in your eyes functioning independently...or as some would refer to it as "chameleon eyes". Maintaining a conversation with this individual would be difficult because one would not know if this person is talking to them or to the person beside them, leading to great confusion. This individual will typically end the night shirtless and lacking all dignity.
Dude, someone needs to take that drink away from Mark...he is completely and utterly buuckfaced!
by Balls_of_Fury January 11, 2011
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Mitch'um

The act of skipping a day or two or ten from all hygenic upkeep. Thus, resulting in one funky mutha fucka! Febreeze cannot save this individual!
Dude 1: Hey, check out that sasquatch looking freakshow over there.

Dude 2: What is that?!? Are those stink lines emanating from that furry monstrosity of a man?...Grooossss!

Dude 1: No way! That swamp ape is clearly suffering from a severe case of Mitch'um. I guess he took their motto seriously! Does he have no shame?
by Balls_of_Fury August 19, 2011
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