Mistrel

a man who is a mistress

Have you been to Thai Fresh yet? They have a waiter named Tag who is the resident mistrel.

by The RealTpok January 27, 2019

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

That's the name of the comedy/horror movie that she's in. She's Very Sexy & wears an Extremely revealing long black dress & is Gorgeous! She's a great actress & icon.

Some of her friends think she looks like Elvira, Mistress of the Dark!

by Starchylde June 8, 2016

five finger mistress

Simply the hand you use to masturbate.

If your girlfriend doesn't do it for you your five finger mistress will.

by VitoVane November 12, 2017

Sinistrous Mistress

A sexy, left-handed woman. Also known as a sinister sister.

She's left-handed and a little bit sinister. She's a sinistrous mistress.

by yo-yo-ma-ma March 22, 2011

Minstrel Cycle

n. The recurring cycle of changes in the behavioral patterns of certain individuals that is repeated roughly once every 28 days; marked by a strange attraction to wear European Renaissance style clothing, play the lute or lyre, and the desire to serenade rich people.

PMS, or Preminstrel Syndrome relates to the physical and psychological symptoms, including reciting poetry, talking in Shakespearean language, strong attraction to flamboyant clothing and stringed instruments, and occasional outbursts of heralding, that occur from 2 to 7 days before the onset of minstrelization.

"Why is Dave standing on the balcony performing such a ridiculous musical number in that awful green tunic?"
"Oh, he's just on his minstrel cycle, nothing to worry about."

by Steve the Bard September 24, 2009

professional mistress

An upscale prostitue who services a small number of men (usually executives) on a regular, long-term basis in exchange for them contributing to her financial well being. Each man may call on her anytime on his regular day (eg. 1st & 3rd Tuesdays). If he needs her for a Friday,Saturday or other days, additional negotiations are necessary.

I could never be a protitute - having to hustle for johns and taking risks, but being a professional mistress is great because I am in control of who I see and when, and the guys I pick really take good care of me.

by myplayfulvixen October 25, 2007

Minstrel's Bane

"The Minstrel's Bane" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "The Minstrel's Bane" is when you slip your flute into the case of the novice piper and allow him to practice his scales.

Apernam, though displeased with Shakti's falling prey to the Minstrel's Bane, forgave him, for he too was once fooled by the False Celery.

by boatbutter March 9, 2007