Misteax

real leader, winner

Hey, mate, misteax here

by bojo ccr August 23, 2022

mistext

A text message containing information (usually unflattering or damaging) about a third party which is sent to the individual it concerns rather than the person for whom the communication is intended.

Text written for secret lover is inadvertently sent to partner, making it a mistext:

"On my way home, partner name suspicious, don't call."

by Dr E Short July 3, 2008

mistextication

1. When a text message is taken out of context due to lack of tone in dialog.

2. When you send a text message to the wrong contact.

Due to a mistextication, my girlfriend Sarah found out about my plans with her friend Shawna.

by Steve Isidor August 17, 2008

mistexterstanding

lose of meaning or inflection in a text message

thats not what i meant, it was just a mistexterstanding.

by boodle5000 May 31, 2009

misteak

A poorly prepared steak, cooked at the incorrect temperature or badly seasoned

A steak cooked well-done in actuality is a big misteak, while a steak cooked medium rare is rarely a misteak.

However, dropping a steak on the ground prior to (or after) placing it on the grill is also a misteak.

by dat baby September 30, 2009

mistextulation

A misunderstood text due to many factors but mainly due to the fact that you don't know the other person well. Most notably when you start dating and should be talking and not texting!

I was texting my new girlfriend and we got in a stupid fight due to mistextulation. That shit is so annoying and so easily avoidable.

by Robbiezizzles September 13, 2015

Mistear

It means "To Miss" in extreme Spanglish.

"Paraste la película para que no te mistearas nada"
miss perder extrañar

by El Tapatio April 2, 2017