A misunderstood text due to many factors but mainly due to the fact that you don't know the other person well. Most notably when you start dating and should be talking and not texting!
I was texting my new girlfriend and we got in a stupid fight due to mistextulation. That shit is so annoying and so easily avoidable.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.