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Missues 

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When a man has MULTIPLE mommy issues or more than one mommy issue and wants a woman to take care of him like his mother did when he was a boy; so he never has to grow up and be responsible. Sometimes known as Peter Pan Syndrome because they never grow up.
Example of men with “missues” :

Men whose mothers were there but were cruel or mean to them growing up that feel as though they were robbed or cheated out of their childhood. They are then constantly searching for a “replacement mother” or “mommy” to correct the behavior they feel was inappropriate by their birth mother.

A man who was abandoned AND ignored by their birth mother, which causes them to have attachment issues and use women; never committing to just one woman.

A “lazy” or “unmotivated” male that allows a woman to assume full responsibility for ANY and ALL required marital duties.
Poor Joe, he has missues! I hope he gets help! His wife finally got sick of it and left his lazy ass!

Girl 1: Kristoff thinks he can just sit home while his wife Janet works full time. She even does all the cooking, cleaning, yard work etc. he doesn’t even shovel the driveway for her!

Girl 2: Yeah well she does it because she loves him & let’s be honest he lets her ...because Kristoff has MISSUES! Multiple volumes! Otherwise he’d man up!
Missues by WickedHellamean November 8, 2018
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Tissue for your Missue 

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When someone has to hand a grown man a tissue for his mommy issues because he is acting like a little bitch.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.
Frank do you need a “tissue for your missue” because you are complaining about your wife again!

Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...

Travel Missus 

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When you're backpacking through a foreign country and meet a girl who you fall in lust with. These relationships can last days, sometimes even weeks. People often mistake this for you being a serious relationship from all the selfies she is posting on creepbook. In actual fact, you're just banging her until you move onto the next country and find a new travel missus.
"Did you hear Cormac is getting serious with Holly?"
"No way man, that was just his travel missus in Central America. He is living in Banff now and told me he was space docking with a girl on the weekend."
Travel Missus by Travelboi October 2, 2014

Thug Misses

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1. A female that is thugish yet still lady-like and carries herself with balance and knowledge of the streets and the home area
2. A female thug
Thug Misses by Sweet AKA Shonte` February 15, 2005

Missus

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You better get back home to the missus.I think she is worried about you.
Missus by Toa Pohatu April 5, 2017

giz a hoon on your missus 

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when you pass a couple and the girl is rather attractive and you would like to take her home
driving through town:

there was this hottie with her boyfriend and i had to wind down the window and yell giz a hoon on your missus!

missus

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Your Missus can be either your Girl-friend/Wife
usually girl-friend belonging to a teenaged or a guy in his early 20's
Rongo: "I seen you gettin' jiggy wit your missus!"
Jack: "Fuck, leave my missus outta this, au."
missus by Kiwi-Babe September 15, 2005
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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jalopy 

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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