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Mishca

Mishca is a fun person that loves the night life ,and any guy would be glad to call her his. The person who loves themselves.
Mishca is typically very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very loveable and a sexually intriguing individual.
If you ever happen to see this person you will most definitely know that is a Mishca
by Mish05 August 20, 2014
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Miscavigina

miscavigina
noun | mis·ca·vi·gi·na | mis-kah-vuh-jahy-nuh

plural _ miscaviginas, miscaviginae

~ a small vagina-like being; characterized by its incredibly small stature and short temper; frankly, everything about it is tiny and usually flaccid;

~ it speaks through a relatively gaping hole on its head which is surrounded by giant wet lips.

~ When a miscavigina’s pink hot rage is in bloom, shrieking screams are expelled from between its sopping wet labia lip tissue; exerting a sound only comparable to that of a supersonic queef.

~ Legend has it that the puny presence of a miscavigina is the byproduct of Stunted Growth Syndrome (SGS); effects undergone amid a curtailed puberty.

Word Origin and History for miscavigina

n. 1680s, from the Latin ‘vagina’

The most famous miscavigina of the 20th and 21st centuries is—one David Miscavigina, for whom the term was originally coined. Miscavigina is successor to Scientology’s sci-fi author, L. Ron Hubbard, aka ‘L. Ron Gingivitis’

David Miscavigina has faced much controversy in recent history as result of his ongoing ties to the notorious brick road gang—‘The Lollipop Guild’. Miscavigina vehemently argues against accusations that ‘The Guild’ (as referenced by Miscavigina) is indeed a gang; he stresses that The Lollipop Guild is not a gang but a “club”. Still, Miscavigina remains an active member in this “club”, as part of its NORTHWITCH chapter.
JANE: Look at that tiny little thing, its like the size of my taint.

JOHN: Why's it getting so pink in the face? And sweaty?

JANE: Uhh, I don't think that's sweat. Whatever it is, it looks pissed.

JOHN: Wait...I've read about these. That's a miscavigina!

{The Sound of a thunderous queef radiates through city streets, sending chills up the spines of all there to observe it}

JANE: Aww...he's so cute! He's almost like a real person.

JOHN: Yeah. I wish he wouldn't spit so much while he's screaming though.

JANE: There it goes, it's running into the crowd. Now we'll never find it among normal size folk.

JOHN: Yep. It's Going Clear outta sight.

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mishallamour

Having a false sense of importance
She/he thought she was a social media influencer and brand endorser but she/he is mishallamour.
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Mishasexual

Having only sexual attraction to the actor and Overlord, Misha Collins.
I used to be bisexual but after becoming addicted to Supernatural, I'm strictly Mishasexual.
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mishapocalypse

A 2013 tumblr April Fool's Day prank for which thousands of tumblr users changed their icon to the same photo of Misha Collins and endlessly reblogged said photo and manipulated thousands of gifs, soundfiles, posters, photos and screencaps to contain reference to the OVERLORD. All tumblr users not affiliated to the Misha's minions or Supernatural fandom were extremely alarmed but unable to escape.
Misha #1: ALL HAIL THE OVERLORD
Misha #2: PRAISE BE TO MISHA
Misha #3: REBLOG FELLOW MINIONS
Misha #4: REBLOG ALL THE MISHA
Misha #5: THE MISHAPOCALYPSE IS NIGH
Random blogger: HELP WHAT IS THIS I CANNOT ESCAPE
Random blogger #2: I HAVE BEEN CONVERTED VERY FUN APOCALYPSE 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND
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Handshake Mishap

When two people are attempting to shake hands and some sort of mishap occurs such as one person partially missing the other person's hand and ending up shaking just their fingers.

Grabbing just fingers is terrible and is sometimes misinterpreted as giving someone a limp fish handshake. Both the limp fish and just fingers make a terrible impression on both close friends and complete strangers leading to harsh reactions ranging from a moment of unspoken awkwardness, to outright ridicule or even death in some cultures.

Therefore if a handshake mishap occurs the best resolution is to immediately ask for a handshake reset. While this will not completely absolve the handshake mishap it does go a long way towards making things right.
Guy 1: Damn it! I was on my job interview and there was a handshake mishap and I ended up grabbing just fingers.

Guy 2: Did the interviewer say anything?

Guy 1: No but I could tell there was just a moment of unspoken awkwardness. He probably thought I was giving him the limp fish and was put off by it.

Guy 2: Did you ask for a handshake reset?

Guy 1: No I totally blanked!

Guy 2: Dude you're fucked! No way you're getting that job. You should have just walked out mid-interview and saved everyone's time. At least be glad he didn't kill you because he was within his rights to do so. I know I would have.
by JSnoop September 23, 2011
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Misha's minions

The slaves and worshipers of American actor and Supernatural star, Misha Collins
Person 1: So are you a Sam girl or a Dean girl?
Person 2: I'm one of Misha's minions
by GodIsWearingASkinnedCatus January 3, 2016
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