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Misbanging 

Word used to explain to your girlfriend that you cheated on her with a midget.
Im sorry honey, i was misbanging, i think i want to divorce you.
Misbanging by I like moanas toes April 16, 2020
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ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy 

when you are having a shit in the toilet and forget you didnt lock the door and your dad walks in whilst you are masturbating and using your own shit as lube and your dad automatically shits himself at what he has just seen.
Tony: i was unlucky yesterday mate

Steve: why what happened?

Tony: I was having a great dirty wank when my dad caught me of guard with an ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy.

Steve: Oh man, unlucky pal but cheer up my dad nearly caught me last week but I managed to wash my dick in time.

mcbanging 

Having sex with a fast food employee.
I was McBanging the girl working the register.
mcbanging by happycookie April 13, 2014

Mustanging 

The act of procrastinating, even if it means doing something you usually would not want to do ie. doing housework, feeding pets etc. Named after a popular Hagaren character, Roy mustang for obvious reasons.
Hawkeye: Sir, please stop cleaning the windows and get back to work.
Mustang: I am working! I'm.. MUSTANGING!
Hawkeye: ... You. Work. Now.
Mustanging by Jiah June 16, 2005

Mukbanging 

To mukbang someone is when you are having sex with someone, while eating and chewing into theier ear. Some may like to whisper how great och bad the food might be.
-How was Stephanie yesterday.
-Yeah I was mukbanging her all Night and those fries and nuggets where fire.
Mukbanging by Crazy Cock Cam June 24, 2020

Mustanging 

Fishtailing uncontrollably is a rear wheel drive car
Look at that retard mustanging”
Mustanging by EEEEEE47 May 1, 2021

mustanging 

dancing like a stripper with co-workers
Eric was mustanging it at the Jack Daniels saloon last weekend
mustanging by LZD June 17, 2008
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