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Minor Leaguer 

When a man attracts many women, but those women are not all attractive
Dude 1: "Look at that guy pullin all those bitches."
Dude 2: "Yeah, but they're all fugly. He must be a Minor Leaguer"
Minor Leaguer by JayMowis October 14, 2015
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minor leaguer 

1. A person who lives in the 2nd floor back hall.
2. One who has inferior N64 skills.
"He can't beat me, but he'd beat any minor leaguer."
minor leaguer by Blake Overlock October 30, 2007

Minor League Skank 

someone who wishes they were a skank. someone who will try to come off as scandalous, but in the end, wont go all the way. in other words, a wannabe ho.
Konica and Maren wish they were major league skanks, but since they never put out, at the end of the day, they aint nothin but a couple of minor league skanks.
Minor League Skank by mr wholesome September 15, 2008

Minor League Overwatch Team 

A badly run, wannabe, Overwatch team that consists of low ranked players.
What's up guys, does anyone want to join my minor league Overwatch team we are a bunch of rag-tag 13 yr olds ready to win!

Minor League Gaming 

A form of gaming that includes Minecraft, Destiny, Smash Bros., and other E for everybody games.
Minor League Gaming by RoboSwagger67 September 10, 2016

Minor/Major league 

Used when describing different bases, sexually speaking.

In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex

Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex
Dude i totally got to second base with becky last night

Bruh no way; minor/major league??

Just minor league, we're taking it slow

I get that fam.
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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