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minivan theory 

A scientifically tested theory that proves the following:

1) If you are driving a motor vehicle in the passing lane of a highway and are suddenly forced to slow down because of a slow moving vehicle, 9 times out of 10 the vehicle causing the slowing is a minivan.

2) If you are driving a motor vehicle in any lane of a highway or throughfare and another vehicle is tailgating you, there is a likely probability that the vehicle is a minivan and the driver is a MALE that is pissed off that he is driving a minivan.

The following observations conclude the following:

No matter what, Minivans will never aid your driving experience and will always make it worse in every instance.
Of course! A woman driving a minivan 30 miles an hour on the interstate. Do you need any further proof of minivan theory?
minivan theory by ragemeek March 27, 2007
Similar to the shocker (2 fingers in the pink, 1 in the stink), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and a fist up the ass. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.
She's such a slewbag I had no problem parkin' the minivan in her.
minivan by Minivanna White May 13, 2005

Minimance 

The side romance in a novel, tv show or movie. Not the main romance. Most of the time the best romance.
Ross and Rachel’s ‘romance’ on Friends is the worst... but Monica and Chandler’s minimance is adorable!
Minimance by Aurora Borealass November 5, 2019

Mom's minivan 

Related to the shocker, (two in the pink, one in the stink), Mom's minivan is performed with two fingers in the "pink" and a fist in the "stink."
Lady: Wanna do something special tonight, sweetie?
Lady's Partner: Sure honey! Would you like to try out Mom's minivan?
Lady: Golly, that sounds swell! Why would an act be called such a silly thing, though?
Lady's Partner: You know...two in the front, FIVE IN THE BACK!!!
Mom's minivan by EwwGirls September 3, 2010

Minikane 

A sexy boi that loves to play a variety of games mostly vrchat on Twitch and possibly a furry.
Friend 1"Bro are you a Minikane"
Friend 2 "of course you to right"
Friend 1 "hell yea"
Minikane by FlameFlmango December 7, 2019
A car that is rarely seen driven outside of the suburbs, or by nonwhite/nonasian families. NEVER seen driven by people who are single.
Look at those guys driving that minivan! And to think that this is NYC...
minivan by Rodney Basil April 6, 2004