minivanning

minivanning -noun. the sexual act of inserting two fingers in the vagina and whole fist in the anus simultaneously.

I was minivanning this chick.

by Tacosalad July 13, 2012

minivanning

The act in which you open up the hatchback of one minivan in order to insert the front of another minivan in a gentle yet forceful manner.

Joe: Hey, did you see the back of Billy's town & country? It is wrecked from when him and Jake went minivanning yesterday.

by Leswaggawagon July 17, 2012

minivaning

a noun used to describe the size of a shit that is so big it would tear your asshole. other vehicles can be used to describe poop size.
ie: beamer, hummer, subway

mac: hey jake i'm on the john minivaning!
jake: is your asshole bleeding?

by Mac Jacob July 7, 2008

mini vanning

Two in the front, five in the back.

Hey, I learned a new term. Its called mini vanning. Two in the front, five in the back.

by Battle-Oozer May 11, 2021

Minimandingo

A person, particularly named Noah who compensates through large actions to make up for having a notably small penis.

Yo Noah, you're being a minimandingo, the huzz aren't impressed man.

by Howtheface June 29, 2025