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minivanning

minivanning -noun. the sexual act of inserting two fingers in the vagina and whole fist in the anus simultaneously.
I was minivanning this chick.
minivanning by Tacosalad July 13, 2012
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minivanning

The act in which you open up the hatchback of one minivan in order to insert the front of another minivan in a gentle yet forceful manner.
Joe: Hey, did you see the back of Billy's town & country? It is wrecked from when him and Jake went minivanning yesterday.
minivanning by Leswaggawagon July 17, 2012

minivaning 

a noun used to describe the size of a shit that is so big it would tear your asshole. other vehicles can be used to describe poop size.
ie: beamer, hummer, subway
mac: hey jake i'm on the john minivaning!
jake: is your asshole bleeding?
minivaning by Mac Jacob July 7, 2008

mini vanning

Two in the front, five in the back.
Hey, I learned a new term. Its called mini vanning. Two in the front, five in the back.
mini vanning by Battle-Oozer May 11, 2021

Minimandingo 

A person, particularly named Noah who compensates through large actions to make up for having a notably small penis.
Yo Noah, you're being a minimandingo, the huzz aren't impressed man.
Minimandingo by Howtheface June 29, 2025
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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