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A Minge Teasing Bastard 

Someone or something that commonly stimulates a woman's sex-drive without leading her to orgasm.
Johnny rubbed his hand against my minge, but he wouldn't finger me, therefore he is a Minge Teasing Bastard

minge teasin bastard 

born of bo' selecta, this term is used when scary spice wants some of patsy but patsy declines. funny as. can be used when a girl teases another boy/girl.
your a minge teasin bastard
minge teasin bastard by Stu2theG January 30, 2005

Minge Teaser 

Used to descrige a man who teases the female organ and then refuses to finish the job by means of penile insertion.
"Stop fingering me and shag me you minge teasing bastard."

"Stop being a minge teaser and pork me."
Minge Teaser by Julius Gray January 17, 2005

mingetease 

female who engages in sexual teasing of other females. female equivalent of a cock-tease.
question: will you tie me to the bed?
answer: fuck off alex, you're such a mingetease

mingeteasinbastard 

a woman who shows you her minge but wont let you do anything to it
hey bitch your such a mingeteasinbastard

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026