Minge Tease

A person of the male persuasion that all the ladies want to get with.

It also relates to the act of lightly tickling a ladies labia minora.
A lady: Damn, that Sam Stanton is such a Minge tease!

Another Lady: I know, i want to make sexy time with that fine specimen of a man.
by Stanuel December 11, 2009
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Squishy Langford

To insert a full hand into ones rectum and move it round like stirring cake mix.

A squishy Langford is finished by one `licking the spoon`.
Dan: Oh man you should have seen it, she was screaming from that Squishy Langford i gave her.

Sam: Nice.
by Stanuel December 11, 2009
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