A modern male who just can't seem to get his lazy ass off his mother's couch, quit playing with his playstation or his pecker, and go face reality and get a job then move out and find his own place. If his age reaches 40 before he gets that job then he becomes a "Menfant Savante".
Mental state induced by the presence of one or several milfs. Young, single men are most at risk. Common alleged symptoms are daydreaming and overwhelming desire. Also known as cougar disease.
Manfant - Full grown adult male encapsulated by a 48 to 60 inch tall child-like body. A short adult male who compensates his shortcoming with attitude.
1. Chris is such a manfant, the dude is 40 years old and is only as tall as my ballsack. What's up with that?
2. Carter came over today wearing a custom made infant bodysuit, what a douchebag manfant he is...
3. Dude, manfant came running around the corner from the living room into the kitchen and headbutted me right in the sack. It hurt so bad, I bout shitted my pants.
A man who acts just like an infant. A "man" that needs to be coddled. A man that can't take care of himself or is needy af. A man that is overbearingly smothering. A man that throws a fit like a toddler.
My boyfriend is so smothering and now he's whining because I wouldn't let him come with to check the mail. He's a crybaby manfant