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manfant
he never grew out of his manfantile onsies, and continued to wear them throughout his postmature manfancy.
manfant by Pingping, He December 16, 2008
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Manfant
Manfant - Full grown adult male encapsulated by a 48 to 60 inch tall child-like body. A short adult male who compensates his shortcoming with attitude.
1. Chris is such a manfant, the dude is 40 years old and is only as tall as my ballsack. What's up with that?
2. Carter came over today wearing a custom made infant bodysuit, what a douchebag manfant he is...
3. Dude, manfant came running around the corner from the living room into the kitchen and headbutted me right in the sack. It hurt so bad, I bout shitted my pants.
2. Carter came over today wearing a custom made infant bodysuit, what a douchebag manfant he is...
3. Dude, manfant came running around the corner from the living room into the kitchen and headbutted me right in the sack. It hurt so bad, I bout shitted my pants.
Manfant
A man who acts just like an infant. A "man" that needs to be coddled. A man that can't take care of himself or is needy af. A man that is overbearingly smothering. A man that throws a fit like a toddler.
My boyfriend is so smothering and now he's whining because I wouldn't let him come with to check the mail. He's a crybaby manfant
manfangled
manfangled by Richard K. December 9, 2008
Menfant
A modern male who just can't seem to get his lazy ass off his mother's couch, quit playing with his playstation or his pecker, and go face reality and get a job then move out and find his own place. If his age reaches 40 before he gets that job then he becomes a "Menfant Savante".
Menfant by chromedome2012 November 14, 2007
MANFAST
MANFAST (all caps) is an annual competitive event that takes place in SE Michigan in mid-July.
Competitors participate in various MANLY feats to assert their male dominance by lifting up trees, crashing into each other at full speed and determining who can eat a pound of bacon the quickest.
The winner of the contest is determines by the top three contestants from the previous year and is awarded with a gift and a breakfast including (though not limited to) bacon, sausage, bacon and bacon.
It is not mandatory that you be a male to compete. Several women have entered the competition and some of those women have cracked the top three.
It is also not uncommon for participants to attend dressed as something manly (Chuck Norris, Danny Trejo, Black Dynamite, The Bearjew, etc...)
In the end, MANFAST is the greatest way to assert your dominance over the herd.
Competitors participate in various MANLY feats to assert their male dominance by lifting up trees, crashing into each other at full speed and determining who can eat a pound of bacon the quickest.
The winner of the contest is determines by the top three contestants from the previous year and is awarded with a gift and a breakfast including (though not limited to) bacon, sausage, bacon and bacon.
It is not mandatory that you be a male to compete. Several women have entered the competition and some of those women have cracked the top three.
It is also not uncommon for participants to attend dressed as something manly (Chuck Norris, Danny Trejo, Black Dynamite, The Bearjew, etc...)
In the end, MANFAST is the greatest way to assert your dominance over the herd.
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