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Mineses by Captain Beer June 22, 2010
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Minessota Monocle 

After a rather messy dump (poop in a toilet), you shuffle over to your lady friend and place your unclean baloon knot (anus) directly over her LEFT eye, thus leaving a small brown ring around the eye
Stephanie found that she could see much better out of her minessota monocle....
One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.

Other definitions are thought to be:

The Great Spirit

Chuck Norris

Energy

Infinity

Despite the fact that various last names have been pinned to Meneses, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Meneses.

The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Meneses cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Meneses is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Meneses is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Meneses is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Meneses resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Meneses is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Meneses have failed.
Meneses. Nothing else can describe them.
Meneses by jmmmm December 29, 2013

michael meneses 

weird, annoying most of the time, and overly exaggerative!

he doesnt know when to stop talking....
ewwww stop being a Michael meneses

schono mineyes 

person 1:ughhh i hate school
person 2: you know what they say schono mineyes
schono mineyes by RedBoi_ October 5, 2020

minesexual 

It is a term used by older men or teens when they're sexually attracted to something Minecraft related. Minesexual originated from the LGBT group back in 2017, Being Minesexual also means you're sexually attracted to blocky people also another form of Hentai.
Hey man do you watch minecraft porn too?

fuck yeah man im minesexual!

oh my god same!!
minesexual by Bryan balderas May 25, 2018

Gaston meneses 

A “Gaston meneses” is a very unsettling creature. It waddles on it’s only two legs and consistently makes very odd noises for attention. It’s favorite word is “Frat” and if you want to make it happy just talk about Greek life. Many have said that it’s eyes have traces of evil in them and it’s intentions are cruel.

WARNING: Do not get it drunk, if you do. Just let it be alone for a couple hours till it sobers up.
Did you see that “Gaston meneses” at rush? It had eyes like a great white and was very on edge whole time.
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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