def a:
person 1: last night I had a shitass
person 2: rip
Def b:
Person 1: hey shitass wanna see me speed bridge (speed run music)
(shitass stands ominously with a big speed bridge and punches person 1 off the platform)
person 1:hey have you watched Bell Delphine? they are sexy as hell
person 2:i heard watching her makes you die person 1:nahh she cant be the reason of death
(Person 1 falls over cold and stops moving)