mineesha

A small person who bullies you and violates you for no reason at all

You are a small human. mineesha is a bully

mineesha by Ghjug September 30, 2020

minnesota mineshaft 

When 5 guys go into a coal mine with pickaxes. Once you reach optimal jizzing altitude(closer to the earth) you commence the jerk circle and while you are circle jerking you tell eachother ”spooky stories” and you call your parents and have phonesex the first person to jizz is elected as mayor of the city.
Then you all go home and jerk off.

Guy:im bored
G
Guy2:wanna fuck?
Guy: minnesota mineshaft?
Guy2:FUCK YEAH

minnesota mineshaft by ThugNastyBiggums March 18, 2015

Abandoned Mineshaft 

What happens to a person when they haven't had sex in a long time, their holes become an abandoned mineshaft with zombies, dropping rotten flesh. Happens more often to people with HIV

Person 1: "Bruv this skank has HIV, shes probly an abandoned mineshaft.
Person 2: " yeah probly "

Abandoned Mineshaft by minecraftpro69420 November 30, 2019

Golden Mineshaft 

When you put your penis in a woman's ass and urinate.

Yeah, I gave her the golden mineshaft last night.

Golden Mineshaft by Sucklemy Nutsackleton February 2, 2016

Moneesha 

A very beautiful and pretty girl who is cute and quite shy and goes crazy when it comes to memes. She's pretty psycho.

She has the ability to explain things in weird ways such that none would know whether she is being sarcastic or not.

Very easy - going and can be funny around friends, however she may daydream and be lazy at times.

A Moneesha is extroverted most of the time, but at times she may be quiet and reserved.

She has good friend personality traits such as..
- kindness
- honesty
- loyalty
- encouraging

Is that Moneesha? She's quite weird..

Moneesha by Try_it240 November 25, 2018

Mineshafter

Somebody who joins your Minecraft server and clears it out of all available resources, making things very difficult for other players!

Man, that Chris is such a Mineshafter...

Mineshafter by Crafty88 August 19, 2012

mineshaft 

1. Means of access to lower regions of a subterranean ore mine.

2. A vagina that is particularly loose, either naturally or in consequence of excessive abuse resulting from multiple child births or repetative breaching by an enlarged penis.

1. "The miners descended into the dimly lit mineshaft, their eyes staring blankly ahead, aware of only the grueling tasks that await them farther down the tracks."

2. "Walter pumped feverishly, only to realize that his hopes of climax were in fact nothing but pipe dreams. Yet again the flame of confidence lit upon his tiny candle had been mercilessly extinguished by the musty gale blowing from Martha's mineshaft."

mineshaft by Wrist Wristofferson January 22, 2008