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minnesota mineshaft
When 5 guys go into a coal mine with pickaxes. Once you reach optimal jizzing altitude(closer to the earth) you commence the jerk circle and while you are circle jerking you tell eachother ”spooky stories” and you call your parents and have phonesex the first person to jizz is elected as mayor of the city.
Then you all go home and jerk off.
Then you all go home and jerk off.
minnesota mineshaft by ThugNastyBiggums March 18, 2015
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Abandoned Mineshaft
What happens to a person when they haven't had sex in a long time, their holes become an abandoned mineshaft with zombies, dropping rotten flesh. Happens more often to people with HIV
Abandoned Mineshaft by minecraftpro69420 November 30, 2019
Golden Mineshaft
Golden Mineshaft by Sucklemy Nutsackleton February 2, 2016
Moneesha
A very beautiful and pretty girl who is cute and quite shy and goes crazy when it comes to memes. She's pretty psycho.
She has the ability to explain things in weird ways such that none would know whether she is being sarcastic or not.
Very easy - going and can be funny around friends, however she may daydream and be lazy at times.
A Moneesha is extroverted most of the time, but at times she may be quiet and reserved.
She has good friend personality traits such as..
- kindness
- honesty
- loyalty
- encouraging
She has the ability to explain things in weird ways such that none would know whether she is being sarcastic or not.
Very easy - going and can be funny around friends, however she may daydream and be lazy at times.
A Moneesha is extroverted most of the time, but at times she may be quiet and reserved.
She has good friend personality traits such as..
- kindness
- honesty
- loyalty
- encouraging
Mineshafter
Somebody who joins your Minecraft server and clears it out of all available resources, making things very difficult for other players!
Mineshafter by Crafty88 August 19, 2012
mineshaft
1. Means of access to lower regions of a subterranean ore mine.
2. A vagina that is particularly loose, either naturally or in consequence of excessive abuse resulting from multiple child births or repetative breaching by an enlarged penis.
2. A vagina that is particularly loose, either naturally or in consequence of excessive abuse resulting from multiple child births or repetative breaching by an enlarged penis.
1. "The miners descended into the dimly lit mineshaft, their eyes staring blankly ahead, aware of only the grueling tasks that await them farther down the tracks."
2. "Walter pumped feverishly, only to realize that his hopes of climax were in fact nothing but pipe dreams. Yet again the flame of confidence lit upon his tiny candle had been mercilessly extinguished by the musty gale blowing from Martha's mineshaft."
2. "Walter pumped feverishly, only to realize that his hopes of climax were in fact nothing but pipe dreams. Yet again the flame of confidence lit upon his tiny candle had been mercilessly extinguished by the musty gale blowing from Martha's mineshaft."
mineshaft by Wrist Wristofferson January 22, 2008
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