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Millbourne 

a place full of gang banger somalis and many pakis. every bus you step on, boom the scent of curry overtakes your nose. inhabited mostly by broke ppl and immigrants. the black ppl always asking if you got 2 dollars and saying they'll pay you back but never seeing them again. usually the white people smell like sweaty bellybutton
Jacob: yo whenever i go to millbourne i always smell curry

Mark: same bro i be seeing them big forehead somalis
Millbourne by PartTimePaki March 25, 2019

Melbourne Bounce

Melbourne bounce uses the progression of elements from Mákina tunes, tech-trance synths, electro house stabs and scouse house-influenced basslines from around 135-150 BPM. Artists related to this genre include: Will Sparks, The Naughty Boyz, Melbourne Bounce Project, Mark Sixma, Beat Service, Blackout Crew, [Deorro[ and Joel Fletcher.
A good original example of the Melbourne Bounce genre: The Naughty Boyz - 9pm Till I Come (Original Mix)
Melbourne Bounce by Bloodfangz February 10, 2015

Melbourne Burn 

Performing the sexual act the' Melbourne Burn' is when a male burns the outer labia of a woman's vagina with his cigarette and pours the ashes down her urethra. He then continues to fuck her while she feels immense pain.

Prevalent in the Inner parts of Melbourne, Australia and the northern suburbs.
Person 1: Yo, why are you limping

Person 2: John gave me the Melbourne Burn!
Melbourne Burn by ekned_123 October 25, 2016

melbourne shuffle

The Melbourne Shuffle is a form of dance originating from Melbourne Australia. It's popular in the underground rave scene and is often performed to the sounds of most hard dance genres: Trance/Hard Trance/Hardstyle/Hard house.
The Melbourne Shuffle is a free form dance that can be best described as an organised freedom of movement. Shuffling (or rocking as coined by locals) is primarily a dance involved the feet rather than from the waste, and involves hitting the beat as well as the hat (2 stepping). Although looking quite complicated the shuffle is, at it's core, two simple steps. A side to side shuffling of the feet, and a 'running man' type action. Once these two movements are mastered a shuffler can incorporate anything they want to cater to there style. Hat tricks are commen tricks incorperated by shufflers.

In recent times thanks to events put on by pharmacy, Hard kandy, Bass station and PHD the shuffle has grown to a level that warrented the release of 'the melbourne shuffler documentry' and has seen a boom in its popularity, with shuffling becoming popular as far as malasia.
This Dance floor is for everyone.
I encourage my fellow dancers.
I do not dance for competition
I am Original
I am open Minded
I am Free.

I am a True rocker

Melbourne Shuffler

the misbourne 

A shit school filled with utter cunts, headteacher was a massive nonce too
Where did you go to school?
The Misbourne
That shithole jesus mate

Melbourne 

Melbourne in Australia - city incorporated (as a town, anyway) in 1842.
This is before 1892!
Melbourne by Big Fella June 13, 2005

University of Melbourne 

The University of Melbourne is a public research university located in Melbourne, Australia. Founded in 1853, it is Australia's second oldest university and the oldest in Victoria. The university is widely considered the leading educational institution in the country--a belief which its promoters will try to make very clear to you.
The University of Melbourne is a college-level academic facility located in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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