milkstache

The coating that remains on the upper lip after drinking a glass of milk.

After drinking a glass of milk, the little girl said, "Look mommy, I have a milkstache!"

milkstache by Avery Longie October 11, 2007

Milkstache

When you cum on a girls face, particularly around her lip, to the point where it looks like a moustache

Bro #1 : Bro she let me milkstache her last night
Bro #2 No way!
Bro #1 Yeah Fr, looked kinda like my grandpa!

Milkstache by Ryangr8n August 28, 2019

molustache

when a person has a moustache and looks like a creeper or molester.

the old man in the ice cream truck pulled up, and i felt a little creeped out by his molustache...

molustache by M.K.G. August 24, 2010

molestache 

A group of thin, wispy hairs located on the upper lip that the wearer believes constitutes facial hair. Much like he believes her thin, wispy cries constitute consent.

Hey, nice molestache...wait, what are you doing? Don't touch me, just--no! Oh, God! Help! Please, someone! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

molestache by mart1779 February 11, 2009

milkstampede 

A deluge of milkstamps, of any type, on one or more milkstampees by multiple women. This includes women milkstamping other milkstampers. Amen.

Very well, death it is, by milkstampede!

milkstampede by Jdex August 8, 2010

Mulestache 

A mulester's mustache.

Andy Samburg has this Saturday Night Live video about this new dance. It's called 'The Creep' and they are all styling major mulestaches.

Mulestache by kanihelpyou April 5, 2011

molestache 

MOLESTache, the unfashionable mustache that rapists pedophiles(child MOLESTers) and dictators wear.

BTK killer, Hitler, Stalin all have a molestache. Exemptions Burt Reynolds(only).

molestache by jamesemoryjackson September 7, 2008