Mulestache

A mulester's mustache.

Andy Samburg has this Saturday Night Live video about this new dance. It's called 'The Creep' and they are all styling major mulestaches.

by kanihelpyou April 5, 2011

mulestache

placing you penis across another persons upper lip.

While steve was passed out jack gave him a mulestache

by Joey Ligats February 28, 2009

molasses mustache

A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes

After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving

by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015

mustache dip my dream sickle

A polite way for a female partner to ask for cunnilingus.

Hey Big Rod, do you want to mustache dip my dream sickle? It sure is tasty!

by show up cat November 19, 2014

mustache cash stash

The best band name ever

Dude we should call our band mustache cash stash

by Louiloui September 17, 2013

Mustache Fairy

The Mustache Fairy leaves evidence of what the mustache bearer did the night before while drunk, within his or her mustache.

Mustached man: "I have no idea what I did last night, but apparently I drank a lot of beer."

Concerned friend: "I think you banged a chicken; the Mustache Fairy left a feather in your mustache."

Mustached man: "Yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings."

by iBetty February 4, 2012

agui mustache

A mustache on the upper lip of a teen who hasn't hit puberty yet and resembles pubic hair on the upper lip

Yo did you see Chris today he had an Agui Mustache

by 1sexysonofabitch May 17, 2014