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milk bone 

slathering one's genitals with a substance attractive to canines (or felines if you like the scratchy scratchy) in order to entice the animal to lick and orally pleasure your junk
After striking out with ladies at the bar last night Tim went home covered his flesh cudgel with peanut butter in order to get milk boned into ecstasy.

Because Tim's wife had a headache, he dipped his nuts in chocolate sauce for a good milk boning by the dog (BE ADVISED: Chocolate can be toxic to dogs, we do not advocate chocolate for milk boning with canines).
milk bone by agent32jack November 6, 2009
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Milk bone 

When a man tittie-fucks a lactating woman.
Bobo milk boned that MILF a week after she gave birth.
Milk bone by HumaneAnimal October 18, 2019

milk-bone 

A milk-bone is a guy's dick that needs to be milked.
Matt sometimes wakes me up and milks my milk-bone!
milk-bone by USAF Cadet August 6, 2021

Milk-Bone 

What you call your cock when it’s sucked so deep and you cum within a throat that the sucker starts chocking like on a bone.
It was hard to resist giving her a hard creamy Milk-Bone while she deeply sucked my cock and chocking on it’s girth.
Milk-Bone by Frank Palace June 27, 2022

Milk Bone style

A style of interlocking pavement bricks shaped like Milk Bones. They are prevalent on the Mexican Riviera, especially Playa del Carmen.
Whoa! Checki it out Babe... The bricks just switched from Honeycomb style to Milk Bone style! How 'bout a Margarita?
Milk Bone style by J-Dub Superdawg October 31, 2013

The Milk Bone 

Taking a dried up white dog turd and shoving it into a woman's vagina.
If you don't stop bitching I am about to give you The Milk Bone.
The Milk Bone by George Schwanz November 8, 2011

bone milk 

The stuff that cums out of you pleasure pole at the best part of sex... Orgasm!
I shot a huge load of bone milk on your mom last night!
bone milk by Hiebs September 12, 2006
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