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Milk Bomb 

A horrible surprise. In order to concoct, you need a metal thermos, and a car. Place dairy products inside the thermos. Milk, cottage cheese, heavy cream, shredded cheese. Anything that goes bad with haste. Seal the thermos and place it in the back window of your car. A good thermos is airtight. Allow it to sit all through the summer, even multiple summers if you're patient. When the time is right, open it and unleash the vile stench onto the world, be it throwing it ON somebody, or into some jackass's convertible in a hot parking lot.
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Milk Bomb
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Milk Bomb 

A Milk Bomb is a school-lunch milk bottle that is full of green beans, mashed potatoes, half a cup of chocolate milk, and oranges.

Milk Bombing is when you put a Milk Bomb in a teacher's desk (preferably vacant drawers or closets) and leave it there until it builds up so much pressure it explodes, leaving an utterly horrible smell in the classroom.
I just made a milk bomb, about to plant it in Mr. Jefferson's class.
Milk Bomb by Doctor Fuck November 4, 2021

Milk bomb 

A milk bomb happens usually during gay sex, it results in the top cumming a massive amount (more liquidy than the normal cum) and that's why it's known as a milk bomb.
John: did you see that guys Milk bomb on twitter?
Frank: dude it was fake how do you now know!
Milk bomb by Toriissad December 7, 2022

milk chicken bomb

a truely vile surprise. heres how it works. first, take a glass jar (must be glass). make sure its got big enough of an opening to accept a leg or breast of chicken. next, get uncooked chicken parts and milk. it helps if the milk has alredy gone bad. combine milk and chicken in the glass jar until you cant fit anymore and its about to overflow. next, tightly secure the top onto the glass jar. now, discretely place the bomb in the heating ducts of a home or apartment. this is most effective after getting evicted or you catch your gurlfriend cheating on you. the next step is to simply wait. it may take time, so be patient. what happens is after repeated exposure to heat and pressure, the glass will eventually break or the top will pop off. if you can only find a rather thick jar you may want to poke a small hole into the top to ensure the smell gets released. after this happens, the most vile stench is released throughout the home, creating a constant unbareable smell that only gets worse every time the heat goes on. milk chicken bombs, when made and dispensed properly, have been known to make a home unliveable.
"that bitch wont know what hit her after my milk chicken bomb goes off motherfucker!"
milk chicken bomb by Ian June 17, 2006

milk bombs 

n. Large, voluptuous, well formed breasts, with pronounced nipples. D-cup breasts. Breasts resembling the front (explosive) end of a large bomb, in shape.
Katie, you'll never be able to squeeze those milk bombs into such a small sweater.
milk bombs by parisofpriam July 16, 2008

Milk Jug Bomber 

A Milk Jug Bomber is that pesky gallon of milk that is halfway off the shelf, waiting for its next victim. Once the fridge is opened, a Milk Jug Bomber proceeds to fall off the shelf, exploding all over your floor.
"Hey Micah, we should totally set up Payton, and put the milk gallon halfway off the shelf in the fridge."
"Damn bruh, that's a good idea. That is a Milk Jug Bomber waiting to happen."

milkbomb 

When you fart into the milk container the night before, giving whoever opens the milk for breakfast in the morning a faceful of fermented noxious fumes.
I left sally a milkbomb last night because i knew that she had to get up before everyone else to get to work
milkbomb by sdelgood February 26, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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