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1) A large, deaf person who has an irrational fear of giving away his middle name.

2) A "short bus"

3) Frequently says dumb things that are very funny
-Hey Milfag, what's your middle name?
-What?
-What's your middle name?
-I can't tell you.
milfag by Master Bus May 1, 2010

Milfaholic 

A man obsessed with staring or flirting with hot looking moms that he can’t even stay focused on a task
This dude was staring at this hot mom walking down the street when he rear ended the car in front of him.

The cop said this is the third time this guy had done this so he arrested him for being a milfaholic
Milfaholic by Tatunka December 9, 2018

Milagros 

Milagros is a beautiful, young woman who can do whatever she believes in. She is talented and very special and you should be grateful to have her in your life. She's smart, kind, and an amazing best friend. Don't mess with a girl like her because she will show you who you are messing with and will have her friends to back her up.
Milagros doesn't need a meaning or an example because shes everything you wish a perfect girl could be and that's what she is a beautiful perfect girl.
She's the most beautiful person. Smart, funny, loving, caring girl in the world. Usually quite and keeps to herself has an amazing personality and is honest. She's loyal, faithful and very respectful of her family, friends, and close ones. Shes sometimes stubborn if she can't get things her way. She's the definition of perfectly imperfect.
She's amazing, she's my Milagro.
Milagro by pawudonnym December 22, 2016

Milagros 

She is the most beautiful person. Smart, loving, caring girl in the world. Usually quiet, and keeps to herself has and amazing personality and is honest. She is loyal, faithful and very respectful of her family, friends, and close ones. She’s sometimes stubborn if she can’t get things her way. she is the definition of

perfectly imperfect
Milagros is the amazing person

#not perfect
Milagros by Funtime October 15, 2019

banana mileage coefficient

coefficient representing the ratio of the number of times the word "banana" is spoken to distance traveled in a day, expressed in miles.
Proposed for physics and mathematics by Sean "Day9" Plott.
"There are many utterly useless coefficients in physics, like the "Banana Mileage Coefficient", which is useful for absolutely nothing, except wild rabbit trails.
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briefcake 

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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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