The latest cardboard
cut-out from the disney channel line. Loved by all repressed eleven-year-olds, even though she sounds
like she is singing from a tin can. Also known as Hannah Montana. Her songs are basically canned bubblegum, but, for some absurd reason, she is totally
popular with the tweens. We are counting the days until she goes off and ruins herself, just like all disney channel stars do eventually.
Miley Cyrus(to crowd): hey, y'all!
Crowd: we love you, Hannah, just
like we loved
Hilary and Lindsay before they went off and got
drug problems!