3 definitions by Beckie <33
The latest cardboard cut-out from the disney channel line. Loved by all repressed eleven-year-olds, even though she sounds like she is singing from a tin can. Also known as Hannah Montana. Her songs are basically canned bubblegum, but, for some absurd reason, she is totally popular with the tweens. We are counting the days until she goes off and ruins herself, just like all disney channel stars do eventually.
Miley Cyrus(to crowd): hey, y'all!
Crowd: we love you, Hannah, just like we loved Hilary and Lindsay before they went off and got drug problems!
Crowd: we love you, Hannah, just like we loved Hilary and Lindsay before they went off and got drug problems!
by Beckie <33 February 6, 2008
That irritating, not especially romantic state that many married couples fall into when they are no longer young and restless- basically, they're friends with benefits and wedding rings. The purpose of this is to prevent passion from interfering with raising their kids. It's a force of nature, and it is incredibly disturbing to watch as it takes place. There is no known cure except divorce.
Bill and Sheryl had been married for fifty seven years and could go for weeks without so much as kissing. Companionate romance strikes again.
by Beckie <33 February 16, 2008
often takes place for an entire year- the 8th graders generally pick on innocent 7th graders and make their lives hell simply because their parents reproduced a year too late or something. for some reason, the summer they are thirteen, the former sevies tend to become assholes in 10 weeks, and when they return to junior high, the cycle starts all over again. and you wonder why the 7th grade class is always bigger than the 8th grade class? geez.
*7th grader bumps into 8th grader*
8th grader: ahhhh, sevie attack! respect your elders, you little bitch!
7th grader: (thinks: sit on it and rotate) um, sorry?
8th grader: don't talk to me. i don't talk to sevies. (to friends, later) this sevie totally attacked me in the hall!
bitchy 8th grader friend: want me to beat her up for you?
8th grader: hell yeah. thanks. you're such a good friend. it's not like WE were ever that young, right?
bitchy 8th grader friend: 'course not. we were born thirteen... so they totally deserve the sevie treatment.
8th grader: ahhhh, sevie attack! respect your elders, you little bitch!
7th grader: (thinks: sit on it and rotate) um, sorry?
8th grader: don't talk to me. i don't talk to sevies. (to friends, later) this sevie totally attacked me in the hall!
bitchy 8th grader friend: want me to beat her up for you?
8th grader: hell yeah. thanks. you're such a good friend. it's not like WE were ever that young, right?
bitchy 8th grader friend: 'course not. we were born thirteen... so they totally deserve the sevie treatment.
by Beckie <33 February 1, 2008