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Mikhail Kalashnikov 

The Soviet regimes had a manic need to display the country’s excellence to the world and especially for their own sovoks, whether the reason was the Slavic inferiority complex or whatever, for the civilized world their efforts were tragicomical, in reality it was a mere developing country with a nuclear weapon (due to the help of Western commies) and today's successor, Putinstan is basically unchanged with the same mindset.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.

Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.
When the pompous Mikhail Kalashnikov statue was unveiled in Moscow 2017, at the same time, in a way, the real designer of the AK 47 was also unveiled, but only for a moment... The sculptor had blundered by depicting Schmeisser's designed StG 44 and its parts on the pedestal of the statue - an angle grinder was found and soon this embarrassing reminder of honest historiography was removed.
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Mikkai • mikkail • mikhail • Mikail • mikki • mikai • Mikka • Mikaila • Mikaili • Mikhaila
Mikki is the very embodiment of perfection, her timeless beauty would humble that of Cleopatra herself, never fading as these years pass. I see her the same now as I did so many years ago. She is the most selfless person you will ever meet, always making those around her feel as if they were cut from royal cloth, and never seeking a return from such efforts. She will make you a better person, striving to live cleanly, simply, and drawing the marrow of life itself. She is sexy beyond your wildest dreams, and will forever be your wildest dreams. Redefining your definition of love and lust. You will forever steer a course to her….Mikki
Mikki's timeless beauty can never be forgotten, nor matched....She is perfect.
Mikki by Silent Protest June 23, 2014
A girl who you should never let go of. Someone who will greatly care for you if you treat them right. At first, she’s a girl who could seem cold hearted or heartless, but once you get to know her you’ll understand how greatly she cares about the people she love and cares about. A girl who has a very special and unique sense of humor that can make my day no matter what.
“Mikkah”
Mikkah by Dnsksndj November 10, 2018
Fuck Mikkal. This dude rides skateboards and listens to sad boi music. Don’t be a Mikkal.
Wow, you’re listening to ANOTHER Rex Orange County song? You’re such a Mikkal.
Mikkal by Arec Nick April 4, 2019
Mikaila, meaning "godlike, the next jesus" usually a name you would call something thats unique, one of a kind, and always attractive. if somethings Mikaila it usually attracts everything because its just that amazing. If somebody is a Mikaila they can also be just a complete charger and the life of a party.
person 1 "wow whos that amazing person, their so fun and hectic"
person 2 "yer, i think she's a god, or something like that"
person 1 "if only there was a name for somebody that awesome"
person 2 " i think there is, she must be a Mikaila"
mikaila by thenextjesus August 22, 2011
M = Marvelous

I = Intelligent

K = Kissable

K = Kind

A = An Angel
Mikka
Mikka by Jangchup75 August 26, 2013
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