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Mikkal
Mikkal is a sexy man with massive balls and a dick of steel. Mikkal gets all the girls and has sex a lot. He is short, but hot as fuck and his penis size makes up for his loss of height with a megadong. Mikkal is a role model.
Person 1: "omg does ruby like you?"
Person 2: "ya"
Person 1: doesn't mayaah and Zariina also like you?"
Person 2: "yea"
Person 1: "wow you're such a mikkal"
Person 2: "ya"
Person 1: doesn't mayaah and Zariina also like you?"
Person 2: "yea"
Person 1: "wow you're such a mikkal"
Mikkal by Co0chie man October 23, 2020
Mads Mikkelsen
A mystical, foreign man hailing from Denmark, Mads ( pronounced "mass," sorry no mad puns here ) Mikkelsen was originally a gymnast and actor, then began his career in acting in 1996. He's known for playing incredibly sexy bad guys and seducing people with his smokey accent, brooding looks, and hot body. Notable moments in his acting career include literally busting James Bond's balls as the bloody-eyed villain Le Chiffre, ( who is great because he has an inhaler, and yet is still a badass and a helluva creepy dude ) kicking mythical beast ass in Clash of the Titans, and most recently, eating rude people as the cleverly-named Dr. Hannibal ( totally rhymes with Cannibal ) Lecter. He actively steals the reproductive organs of both dudes and dudettes on Tumblr, in particular. He speaks four languages, is pretty much always named the #1 hottest guy in Denmark, and he's sweet and humble as can be. When asked what scares him, he replied: "I don't like big lines to the restrooms when I just had four beers. It scares me, really."
Mads Mikkelsen. Total badass, Bond villain, Danish dude who eats the rude.
Mads Mikkelsen. Total badass, Bond villain, Danish dude who eats the rude.
Person 1: Did you see that French villain who busted Bond's balls?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Mads Mikkelsen?
Person 1: Yeah, I guess he was pretty mad.
Person 2: No, MADS Mikkelsen. Mads. It's his first name.
Person 1: OH, MADs. He must have been a really angry baby for his parents to name him that.
Person 2: *sighs heavily* ...rude.
Person 2: Oh, you mean Mads Mikkelsen?
Person 1: Yeah, I guess he was pretty mad.
Person 2: No, MADS Mikkelsen. Mads. It's his first name.
Person 1: OH, MADs. He must have been a really angry baby for his parents to name him that.
Person 2: *sighs heavily* ...rude.
Mads Mikkelsen by hannibalmorelikecannibal September 26, 2013
Mikalah
A rare and beautiful girl. She's shy at first but the more you get to know her you will find that shes an amazing person with a good heart. Mikalah is known for her love in children and music. She prefers to stay in the house for the day and simply relax. She also very lowkey. Civilized during the day but a freak in the night. Mikalah will have your world turned upside down!! Dont get me wrong, Mikalah isn't one that you would want to mess with. If taunted enough Mikalah will have a whole new personality. Before you could even blink you'll be bleeding on the floor. So dont take her kindness for weakness....ever!!!!
Boy #1: "did you see Mikalah today? She sure did look good"
Boy #2: "yeah did you hear about that girl she beat up? Gave her a concussion"
Boy #3: "Wow! I want me a Mikalah"
Boy #2: "yeah did you hear about that girl she beat up? Gave her a concussion"
Boy #3: "Wow! I want me a Mikalah"
Mikalah by She bad224 June 10, 2016
Mikkah
A girl who you should never let go of. Someone who will greatly care for you if you treat them right. At first, she’s a girl who could seem cold hearted or heartless, but once you get to know her you’ll understand how greatly she cares about the people she love and cares about. A girl who has a very special and unique sense of humor that can make my day no matter what.
“Mikkah”
Mikalyn
A woman who is like a goddess, many men find her extremely attractive, shes a real babe. She is also silly although has a habit of laughing at her own jokes. Mikalyn is intelligent and kind also has a very big heart and is caring, perfect mother material. If you know a mikalyn keep her close because she will help you in life and is loyal. Mikalyn will always make you smile.
Mikalyn by Ducky meow March 16, 2013
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