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Mikkail is himself; at all times. He is unashamed of who he is. Even if others laugh at him.. he doesn't care. He is reserved and doesn't care to be emotionally expressive. He may seem like he doesn't care, but he does. He does not like deceitful people. He can do without. He is completely and sometimes brutally honest. Honestly is, however, the best policy.

He is analytical and thinks carefully before he gives his opinion on a serious matter. He is loyal. He loves his family and his girl. Even though he could easily be a lady killer, only one lady holds his heart; his lady. Mikkail often has a high sex drive and ladies tend to draw to him, not for his big dick neither his cuteness but for his good soul.
He is extremely handsome and suave. The looks are RELENTLESS. He is mysterious and his personality is as equally attractive as his looks. Girls will throw themselves at him, or try to at least. But as previously stated, his is loyal and committed to his one and only.

He enjoys the thrills of life. He loves motorcycles, dirt bikes, fast cars, etc. He loves to have fun and laugh. He also enjoys treating people and he does when he can afford to do so.

Mikkail is just a great person, point blank.... period. If he calls you friend, consider yourself lucky and honored.
Mikkail is an Imperfect Perfection
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Mikhail Kalashnikov 

The Soviet regimes had a manic need to display the country’s excellence to the world and especially for their own sovoks, whether the reason was the Slavic inferiority complex or whatever, for the civilized world their efforts were tragicomical, in reality it was a mere developing country with a nuclear weapon (due to the help of Western commies) and today's successor, Putinstan is basically unchanged with the same mindset.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.

Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.
When the pompous Mikhail Kalashnikov statue was unveiled in Moscow 2017, at the same time, in a way, the real designer of the AK 47 was also unveiled, but only for a moment... The sculptor had blundered by depicting Schmeisser's designed StG 44 and its parts on the pedestal of the statue - an angle grinder was found and soon this embarrassing reminder of honest historiography was removed.
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Wow, you’re listening to ANOTHER Rex Orange County song? You’re such a Mikkal.
Mikkal by Arec Nick April 4, 2019
Mikaila, meaning "godlike, the next jesus" usually a name you would call something thats unique, one of a kind, and always attractive. if somethings Mikaila it usually attracts everything because its just that amazing. If somebody is a Mikaila they can also be just a complete charger and the life of a party.
person 1 "wow whos that amazing person, their so fun and hectic"
person 2 "yer, i think she's a god, or something like that"
person 1 "if only there was a name for somebody that awesome"
person 2 " i think there is, she must be a Mikaila"
mikaila by thenextjesus August 22, 2011
I Wanna be like Mikail!
Mikail by 7peu9tx2 November 25, 2016

Mikhailo 

Mikhailo is a Slavic mixed name. Meaning " Who is Like God".

The name is also most commonly known from the show 'Shameless'. Mickey Milkovich's real name is Mikhailo Aleksandr Milkovich.
1: You know where Mikhailo is?
2: Mickey? Yeah he's here.
Mikhailo by Depressedpenguin March 9, 2019

Mikhaile 

A male who's really shy, but once you get to know him he comes out of his shell and is really funny. He doesn't talk much until you get to know him.

He's cute, funny, nice, and sweet, but those are only a few of his great characteristics.

He makes a wonderful boyfriend and any girl is lucky of have him. Mikhaile Ramjohn,One of a kind
He is good .. but not compared to mikhaile
Mikhaile by Steffiiie March 29, 2013