Miilon
Miilon by Amused.Koii April 13, 2021
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premature megalongdong
if you want to know what a megalongdong is, search it up in the urban dictionary
if you want to know what a megalongdong is, search it up in the urban dictionary
that minilongdong ain’t long enough
minilongdong by I can’t put my real name September 2, 2021
Milonianism
A religion that can find it's origins in Kimball High School in Northern California. It is the belief that the universe was created by the flying turtles of Nazareth, and that everything is Philip.
An excerpt from the gospel of the milo, a holy book of milonianism:
I am a turtle.
Anyone that tries to say otherwise can go listen to ducks.
I believe that the flying turtles of Nazareth are the creators of the universe.
Philip is everything, and everything is Philip.
Bob is the son of Philip.
Cheesecake is our holy food.
The llama is sacred.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
Get outa my swamp!
I am a turtle.
Anyone that tries to say otherwise can go listen to ducks.
I believe that the flying turtles of Nazareth are the creators of the universe.
Philip is everything, and everything is Philip.
Bob is the son of Philip.
Cheesecake is our holy food.
The llama is sacred.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
Get outa my swamp!
Milonianism by The apostle December 9, 2013
Millonigger
Anyone who is fucking awesome, yet chill, yet awesome. In rank, a millonigger is second only to Chuck Norris. One in a million.
If referring to a girl, is fucking hot shit who has perfect bouncy yet squeezeable tits, a vag thats tight yet not painful, but isnt easy. Delicious ass, is smart yet knows how to suck or ride cock like its her job.
If referring to a guy, is fucking hot shit who knows how to fuck a girl so good, and can kick pretty much anyones ass cuz hes a champ. Fuckin smart as shit too.
If referring to a girl, is fucking hot shit who has perfect bouncy yet squeezeable tits, a vag thats tight yet not painful, but isnt easy. Delicious ass, is smart yet knows how to suck or ride cock like its her job.
If referring to a guy, is fucking hot shit who knows how to fuck a girl so good, and can kick pretty much anyones ass cuz hes a champ. Fuckin smart as shit too.
"What a fucking millonigger! He just kicked those bouncers asses than fucked seventeen girls all who are now laying on the floor because their pussies are all pussed out!"
"I would do anything to get that girl! I cant believe you fucked that millonigger last night!"
"I would do anything to get that girl! I cant believe you fucked that millonigger last night!"
Millonigger by Publiushit May 31, 2009
the milonster
A really skinny, weak, and scrawny, kid. He will always act mentally ill and rage quit in minecraft. He takes the slightest things offensive, he is obsessed with Forza.
The milonster is terrible at Call of Duty.
the milonster by NosajM January 26, 2017
Milon
A great guy with an amazing smile and huge heart. A procrastinator but gets it done. He's got trust issues but if you stay by him, he'll open up. In relationships he doesn't always do or say the right thing but he does try. A milon is an amazing person and you want him in your life (even if he makes it hard sometimes)
Friend: Girl this dude pisses me off sometimes but idk what I would do without him
Friend she's talking to: Girl you must have a milon
Friend she's talking to: Girl you must have a milon
Milon by SomeoneAnon May 27, 2017