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Miguel's Bitch 

A nonexistent slut made up by some cunt named Miguel. The only ways anyone could see through his bullshit is if; he remains vague about who she is or where she's from,only really describes her as "blonde" despite him not even knowing what ''she"looks like, is never usually seen with him, and he often gives no answer when further asked about how she looks like or refuses to show any pictures of "her".
Person 1: did you hear about Miguel's Bitch?
Person 2: i dunno man, that shit sounds fake to me.
Person 1: true, even if she was real that motherfucker would probably be getting catfished.
Miguel's Bitch by SubNio April 29, 2019

Miguel's dick 

A Miguel's dick is mostly higher than 7 inches by the time he is aged 15 he wants to change the world by making something but mostly because he wants to get free money from the invention so he never has to work again Miguel is an awesome guy who has been through a lot but makes sure others are happy in the way he never was

Miguel's shirt 

When you peel the skin off of your partner's chest, glue it to yourself, and cum all over it
The most intimate act a couple can do is wearing Miguel's shirt
Miguel's shirt by BiggerPoppa March 10, 2017

Miguel's House 

A Really damp and disgusting place.

A Pigsty.
"Clean your room, it looks like Miguel's House!"

Air Miguel's 

Bootleg Air Jordans that you find at places like PaylessShoeSource.
Eric: Sup baby.
Susan: *See's Air Miguel's* Eww wtf bye.
Air Miguel's by Wanterito September 26, 2015

Miguels' Pants 

the place where virtually everything in the universe happens.
Person 1: "where are you right now?"
Person 2: "same place as you stupid. MIGUELS' PANTS."
Miguels' Pants by Barbieex2 March 5, 2011
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Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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