Midnapped

When someone gets chloroformed and kidnapped mid-sentence.

Person 1: Ayo there's this nice white van that's near me. Cool dude with a napkin com-
Person 2: Yo did she get midnapped

by ChungSeiker April 9, 2020

Cocktail Kidnapped

When you take a walk down the street, pass a friendly neighbor's house, get invited to have a beverage with them, you accept and 90 minutes later, you realize nothing got done but you have a smile on your face.

Sorry I'm late, I went for a walk and got Cocktail Kidnapped at Gary and Viv's along the way.

by Smabuda July 29, 2014

help, i've been kidnapped

What you say when you've been kidnapped, and it totally ruined your day. Like so bad you can't even be scared, and somehow you reach a telephone ti say this phrase.

Cmon man you just had to come and ruin my day. Guess I'll just call 911. Hello? Yes? Yes, help, i've been kidnapped.

by TheMustardMan47 March 28, 2019

vidnapped

(v). -- to be the victim of someone using their cellphone camera to take video of you in a public setting where you
do something unbecoming and then see the video released online and go viral, without your permission or consent

"I am so upset. Last weekend, some people in the park vidnapped me when I was having an angry meltdown over

some issue and they released the video online and it went viral. I am so embarrassed!"

by PRwiz101 January 5, 2014

Help urban Dictionary kidnapped me

Please help this isn’t a joke they kidnapped me

Hey guys I need help urban dictionary kidnapped me

by Rio Ranger October 19, 2020

kidnapped

When a kid is napped. This is unbeknownst to most of the US as it is considered a federal crime and may land one 20 years in prison.

Kidnap is also the name of a movie released in 2017 earning a 38% on Rotten Tomatoes.

My grandson was kidnapped and the police are doing everything they possibly can to help.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

bed kidnapped

bed kidnapped is when the night before you are in bed and you are listening to music and the morning after you find yourself tied up with your headphones.

dude: dude i woke up this morning and i was bed kidnapped.
guy: woah dude me too.

by ivandominguez February 18, 2011