SeriousManMan's definitions

Username Is Already Taken

The single most frustrating thing in the world. Something that will invariably happen to you because someone 12 years ago took it and now you need to spend the next 10-20 minutes coming up with a new one that wasn't taken or altering your current one until it no longer resembles what you wanted

Any site in the history of the internet: "Username is already taken"

User: "Damn-it, now what the hell do I use?

by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017

kidnapped

When a kid is napped. This is unbeknownst to most of the US as it is considered a federal crime and may land one 20 years in prison.

Kidnap is also the name of a movie released in 2017 earning a 38% on Rotten Tomatoes.

My grandson was kidnapped and the police are doing everything they possibly can to help.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Area 51

A place where aliens, Indiana Jones, the U.S. Military, and Hippies that know too much visit regularly for one of three things; to be experimented on, to be probed, or to be involved in secret Russian spy movements towards world domination.

So I found Area 51, it's not a fun place to hang out let me tell you.

by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017

Finding Nemo

A movie in which a small child is kidnapped for aesthetic purposes which causes his father to begin a global search for him. His father is accompanied by a questionably grown woman with early onset Alzheimer's who will somehow manage to make the father less of a serious bastard. Ultimately the three become some sort of weird family/friend relationship and thus the end paves the way for what is known as "Finding Dory"

"I really enjoyed Finding Nemo it was very fun and family friendly too."

by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017

Nemo

1) A fish from the popular movie "Finding Nemo" which received a 99% on Rotten Tomatoes and racked in 940.3 million USD at the box office.

2) The Latin word for Nobody. A word that is far more interesting than the character of a child's film.

1) I think Nemo is an overrated character. I mean disabilities and all but...yeah...

2) You're a total Nemo!
A what?!

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Username

A thing that the internet says is required of any persons living or dead that uses the internet to acquire before accessing a site for anything from porn to 12 year old DeviantArt creations, and other possibly questionable topics. Also accompanied by a stupid thing called a password that you'll forget constantly no matter how many times you tell yourself "I'll remember it next time"

Twitch: Username and Password is taken, please enter a valid Username, or Username is too fucking short mate, what the hell are you? Basic?

by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017

Sophia the First

The only Disney princess who originally was not a princess at birth and by definition would not be a princess as her mother was not born a princess either and this makes her a "Royal Consort." Technically invalidating this child princess of her royal status. But hey what do I know? This wanna-be princess can also talk to animals and hides that shit for no reason.

Sophia the First is a child's show on Disney Junior. Disney has a lax definition and/or understanding of princesses. Disney Princesses can be princesses even if they just do heroic things. Like Mulan.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018