SeriousManMan's definitions

Taken

A movie produced in 2008, essentially 5 years too late as Finding Nemo did the same thing in 2003. The most notable difference is that this is less child friendly.

Also known for the popular quote: "I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and kill you."

Taken is essentially the biggest rip-off of Finding Nemo but it is at least adult friendly.

by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017

Username Is Already Taken

The single most frustrating thing in the world. Something that will invariably happen to you because someone 12 years ago took it and now you need to spend the next 10-20 minutes coming up with a new one that wasn't taken or altering your current one until it no longer resembles what you wanted

Any site in the history of the internet: "Username is already taken"

User: "Damn-it, now what the hell do I use?

by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017

Username

A thing that the internet says is required of any persons living or dead that uses the internet to acquire before accessing a site for anything from porn to 12 year old DeviantArt creations, and other possibly questionable topics. Also accompanied by a stupid thing called a password that you'll forget constantly no matter how many times you tell yourself "I'll remember it next time"

Twitch: Username and Password is taken, please enter a valid Username, or Username is too fucking short mate, what the hell are you? Basic?

by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017

Geneseo, Illinois

A quiet little town full of old retired people. There are two Casey's gas stations for whatever the fuck reason and a lot of fancy dinner places that are only open for dinner and no other time. Creepy truck drivers always pull off the interstate and park their creepy asses in the local Walmart parking lot late at night. For some reason though any and all natural phenomenons avoid this town and it seems as even zombie apocalypses would miss it.

Geneseo, Illinois is the quietest loveliest place in the world and nothing can beat it.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Feminazi

A radical feminist. These are always overweight, illogical, wildebeests that eat what they want and think that 700 lbs. Is still healthy. Commonly confused for feminists, they are not. Feminists want equality, not a mass execution of penises.

The Feminazi movement aims to eradicate the clearly inferior male organs. They take things too far, the word men in all forms is a hate crime in their eyes.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Sophia the First

The only Disney princess who originally was not a princess at birth and by definition would not be a princess as her mother was not born a princess either and this makes her a "Royal Consort." Technically invalidating this child princess of her royal status. But hey what do I know? This wanna-be princess can also talk to animals and hides that shit for no reason.

Sophia the First is a child's show on Disney Junior. Disney has a lax definition and/or understanding of princesses. Disney Princesses can be princesses even if they just do heroic things. Like Mulan.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Area 51

A place where aliens, Indiana Jones, the U.S. Military, and Hippies that know too much visit regularly for one of three things; to be experimented on, to be probed, or to be involved in secret Russian spy movements towards world domination.

So I found Area 51, it's not a fun place to hang out let me tell you.

by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017