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This term no longer means what it actually means. Social Justice can range from anything from men not working in kitchens to being racist towards white people in classrooms to "avenge African-Americans."
A Social Justice Warrior is just a serial killer who is one or two ticks away from being institutionalized.
by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

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A movie produced in 2008, essentially 5 years too late as Finding Nemo did the same thing in 2003. The most notable difference is that this is less child friendly.

Also known for the popular quote: "I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and kill you."
Taken is essentially the biggest rip-off of Finding Nemo but it is at least adult friendly.
by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017

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The single most frustrating thing in the world. Something that will invariably happen to you because someone 12 years ago took it and now you need to spend the next 10-20 minutes coming up with a new one that wasn't taken or altering your current one until it no longer resembles what you wanted
Any site in the history of the internet: "Username is already taken"

User: "Damn-it, now what the hell do I use?
by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017

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A thing that the internet says is required of any persons living or dead that uses the internet to acquire before accessing a site for anything from porn to 12 year old DeviantArt creations, and other possibly questionable topics. Also accompanied by a stupid thing called a password that you'll forget constantly no matter how many times you tell yourself "I'll remember it next time"
Twitch: Username and Password is taken, please enter a valid Username, or Username is too fucking short mate, what the hell are you? Basic?
by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017

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When a kid is napped. This is unbeknownst to most of the US as it is considered a federal crime and may land one 20 years in prison.

Kidnap is also the name of a movie released in 2017 earning a 38% on Rotten Tomatoes.
My grandson was kidnapped and the police are doing everything they possibly can to help.
by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

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The Nimitz-class are a class of ten nuclear aircraft carriers in service of the United States Navy. The name ship of the class is named after World War II United States Pacific Fleet Commander Fleet Admiral Chester W. Nimitz,who was the U.S. Navy's last surviving Fleet Admiral.
"The Nimitz-class ships are totally fucking cool!"
by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

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The thing you call most twelve year old boys today. They can often be found screaming at Roblox or Minecraft. If they aren't doing one of those things they are most likely telling you to kys over their pathetic excuse for a Call of Duty play.
"Did you see that viral video about the toxic twelve year old?"
"Dude who tf calls them viral videos?"
by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

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