Definitions by SeriousManMan

Nemo 

1) A fish from the popular movie "Finding Nemo" which received a 99% on Rotten Tomatoes and racked in 940.3 million USD at the box office.

2) The Latin word for Nobody. A word that is far more interesting than the character of a child's film.

1) I think Nemo is an overrated character. I mean disabilities and all but...yeah...

2) You're a total Nemo!
A what?!

Nemo by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Treasure Madness 

A Facebook game that is commonly played by single mothers with nothing better to do and old women that need to think about something besides their rapidly approaching death.

Woman of indeterminate age: "I love Treasure Madness so much! It's quite fun and easy to play.

Treasure Madness by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Geneseo, Illinois 

A quiet little town full of old retired people. There are two Casey's gas stations for whatever the fuck reason and a lot of fancy dinner places that are only open for dinner and no other time. Creepy truck drivers always pull off the interstate and park their creepy asses in the local Walmart parking lot late at night. For some reason though any and all natural phenomenons avoid this town and it seems as even zombie apocalypses would miss it.

Geneseo, Illinois is the quietest loveliest place in the world and nothing can beat it.

Geneseo, Illinois by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

kidnapped 

When a kid is napped. This is unbeknownst to most of the US as it is considered a federal crime and may land one 20 years in prison.

Kidnap is also the name of a movie released in 2017 earning a 38% on Rotten Tomatoes.

My grandson was kidnapped and the police are doing everything they possibly can to help.

kidnapped by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Sophia the First 

The only Disney princess who originally was not a princess at birth and by definition would not be a princess as her mother was not born a princess either and this makes her a "Royal Consort." Technically invalidating this child princess of her royal status. But hey what do I know? This wanna-be princess can also talk to animals and hides that shit for no reason.

Sophia the First is a child's show on Disney Junior. Disney has a lax definition and/or understanding of princesses. Disney Princesses can be princesses even if they just do heroic things. Like Mulan.

Sophia the First by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Feminazi 

A radical feminist. These are always overweight, illogical, wildebeests that eat what they want and think that 700 lbs. Is still healthy. Commonly confused for feminists, they are not. Feminists want equality, not a mass execution of penises.

The Feminazi movement aims to eradicate the clearly inferior male organs. They take things too far, the word men in all forms is a hate crime in their eyes.

Feminazi by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Social Justice Warrior 

This term no longer means what it actually means. Social Justice can range from anything from men not working in kitchens to being racist towards white people in classrooms to "avenge African-Americans."

A Social Justice Warrior is just a serial killer who is one or two ticks away from being institutionalized.

Social Justice Warrior by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018