Treasure Madness

A Facebook game that is commonly played by single mothers with nothing better to do and old women that need to think about something besides their rapidly approaching death.
Woman of indeterminate age: "I love Treasure Madness so much! It's quite fun and easy to play.
by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017
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GPS

The electronic piece of shit that INSISTS that this turn off is the right one and despite following it's directions leads you astray and off into a horror movie-esque town.
This damn GPS brought us here AGAIN?! This isn't even nearly the right place!
by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017
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Toxic Twelve Year Old

The thing you call most twelve year old boys today. They can often be found screaming at Roblox or Minecraft. If they aren't doing one of those things they are most likely telling you to kys over their pathetic excuse for a Call of Duty play.
"Did you see that viral video about the toxic twelve year old?"
"Dude who tf calls them viral videos?"
by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017
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Sophia the First

The only Disney princess who originally was not a princess at birth and by definition would not be a princess as her mother was not born a princess either and this makes her a "Royal Consort." Technically invalidating this child princess of her royal status. But hey what do I know? This wanna-be princess can also talk to animals and hides that shit for no reason.
Sophia the First is a child's show on Disney Junior. Disney has a lax definition and/or understanding of princesses. Disney Princesses can be princesses even if they just do heroic things. Like Mulan.
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Doomsday

Doomsday is a day which cannot be revived even by dark magic. It is a day also referred to as "Mondays." However it can go beyond a typical "Monday" and may be much worse.
Dude, I feel like I am having the WORST doomsday ever!
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Taken

A movie produced in 2008, essentially 5 years too late as Finding Nemo did the same thing in 2003. The most notable difference is that this is less child friendly.

Also known for the popular quote: "I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and kill you."
Taken is essentially the biggest rip-off of Finding Nemo but it is at least adult friendly.
by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017
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Feminazi

A radical feminist. These are always overweight, illogical, wildebeests that eat what they want and think that 700 lbs. Is still healthy. Commonly confused for feminists, they are not. Feminists want equality, not a mass execution of penises.
The Feminazi movement aims to eradicate the clearly inferior male organs. They take things too far, the word men in all forms is a hate crime in their eyes.
by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017
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