SeriousManMan's definitions

kidnapped

When a kid is napped. This is unbeknownst to most of the US as it is considered a federal crime and may land one 20 years in prison.

Kidnap is also the name of a movie released in 2017 earning a 38% on Rotten Tomatoes.

My grandson was kidnapped and the police are doing everything they possibly can to help.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Area 51

A place where aliens, Indiana Jones, the U.S. Military, and Hippies that know too much visit regularly for one of three things; to be experimented on, to be probed, or to be involved in secret Russian spy movements towards world domination.

So I found Area 51, it's not a fun place to hang out let me tell you.

by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017

Nemo

1) A fish from the popular movie "Finding Nemo" which received a 99% on Rotten Tomatoes and racked in 940.3 million USD at the box office.

2) The Latin word for Nobody. A word that is far more interesting than the character of a child's film.

1) I think Nemo is an overrated character. I mean disabilities and all but...yeah...

2) You're a total Nemo!
A what?!

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

GPS

The electronic piece of shit that INSISTS that this turn off is the right one and despite following it's directions leads you astray and off into a horror movie-esque town.

This damn GPS brought us here AGAIN?! This isn't even nearly the right place!

by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017

Taken

A movie produced in 2008, essentially 5 years too late as Finding Nemo did the same thing in 2003. The most notable difference is that this is less child friendly.

Also known for the popular quote: "I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and kill you."

Taken is essentially the biggest rip-off of Finding Nemo but it is at least adult friendly.

by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017

Username

A thing that the internet says is required of any persons living or dead that uses the internet to acquire before accessing a site for anything from porn to 12 year old DeviantArt creations, and other possibly questionable topics. Also accompanied by a stupid thing called a password that you'll forget constantly no matter how many times you tell yourself "I'll remember it next time"

Twitch: Username and Password is taken, please enter a valid Username, or Username is too fucking short mate, what the hell are you? Basic?

by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017

Username Is Already Taken

The single most frustrating thing in the world. Something that will invariably happen to you because someone 12 years ago took it and now you need to spend the next 10-20 minutes coming up with a new one that wasn't taken or altering your current one until it no longer resembles what you wanted

Any site in the history of the internet: "Username is already taken"

User: "Damn-it, now what the hell do I use?

by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017