Toxic Twelve Year Old

The thing you call most twelve year old boys today. They can often be found screaming at Roblox or Minecraft. If they aren't doing one of those things they are most likely telling you to kys over their pathetic excuse for a Call of Duty play.

"Did you see that viral video about the toxic twelve year old?"
"Dude who tf calls them viral videos?"

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Scooby Doo: Zombie Island

Probably the coolest Scooby Doo movie ever produced. The internet will likely argue however that Scooby Doo 2 was much better however. I argue that Scooby Doo: Zombie Island had the most bad ass zombies ever and if you haven't seen those Confederate zombies, you're missing out. Call of Duty only wishes their zombies were this fucking cool.

Scooby Doo: Zombie Island was the first movie that might've legitimately scarred little kidsfor life. If that doesn't sound like it did it's job then I don't know what will.

by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017

Nimitz-class

The Nimitz-class are a class of ten nuclear aircraft carriers in service of the United States Navy. The name ship of the class is named after World War II United States Pacific Fleet Commander Fleet Admiral Chester W. Nimitz,who was the U.S. Navy's last surviving Fleet Admiral.

"The Nimitz-class ships are totally fucking cool!"

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

kidnapped

When a kid is napped. This is unbeknownst to most of the US as it is considered a federal crime and may land one 20 years in prison.

Kidnap is also the name of a movie released in 2017 earning a 38% on Rotten Tomatoes.

My grandson was kidnapped and the police are doing everything they possibly can to help.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Feminazi

A radical feminist. These are always overweight, illogical, wildebeests that eat what they want and think that 700 lbs. Is still healthy. Commonly confused for feminists, they are not. Feminists want equality, not a mass execution of penises.

The Feminazi movement aims to eradicate the clearly inferior male organs. They take things too far, the word men in all forms is a hate crime in their eyes.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Area 51

A place where aliens, Indiana Jones, the U.S. Military, and Hippies that know too much visit regularly for one of three things; to be experimented on, to be probed, or to be involved in secret Russian spy movements towards world domination.

So I found Area 51, it's not a fun place to hang out let me tell you.

by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017

Geneseo, Illinois

A quiet little town full of old retired people. There are two Casey's gas stations for whatever the fuck reason and a lot of fancy dinner places that are only open for dinner and no other time. Creepy truck drivers always pull off the interstate and park their creepy asses in the local Walmart parking lot late at night. For some reason though any and all natural phenomenons avoid this town and it seems as even zombie apocalypses would miss it.

Geneseo, Illinois is the quietest loveliest place in the world and nothing can beat it.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018