Geneseo, Illinois

A quiet little town full of old retired people. There are two Casey's gas stations for whatever the fuck reason and a lot of fancy dinner places that are only open for dinner and no other time. Creepy truck drivers always pull off the interstate and park their creepy asses in the local Walmart parking lot late at night. For some reason though any and all natural phenomenons avoid this town and it seems as even zombie apocalypses would miss it.
Geneseo, Illinois is the quietest loveliest place in the world and nothing can beat it.
by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017
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Social Justice Warrior

This term no longer means what it actually means. Social Justice can range from anything from men not working in kitchens to being racist towards white people in classrooms to "avenge African-Americans."
A Social Justice Warrior is just a serial killer who is one or two ticks away from being institutionalized.
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GPS

The electronic piece of shit that INSISTS that this turn off is the right one and despite following it's directions leads you astray and off into a horror movie-esque town.
This damn GPS brought us here AGAIN?! This isn't even nearly the right place!
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Toxic Twelve Year Old

The thing you call most twelve year old boys today. They can often be found screaming at Roblox or Minecraft. If they aren't doing one of those things they are most likely telling you to kys over their pathetic excuse for a Call of Duty play.
"Did you see that viral video about the toxic twelve year old?"
"Dude who tf calls them viral videos?"
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Sophia the First

The only Disney princess who originally was not a princess at birth and by definition would not be a princess as her mother was not born a princess either and this makes her a "Royal Consort." Technically invalidating this child princess of her royal status. But hey what do I know? This wanna-be princess can also talk to animals and hides that shit for no reason.
Sophia the First is a child's show on Disney Junior. Disney has a lax definition and/or understanding of princesses. Disney Princesses can be princesses even if they just do heroic things. Like Mulan.
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Treasure Madness

A Facebook game that is commonly played by single mothers with nothing better to do and old women that need to think about something besides their rapidly approaching death.
Woman of indeterminate age: "I love Treasure Madness so much! It's quite fun and easy to play.
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Doomsday

Doomsday is a day which cannot be revived even by dark magic. It is a day also referred to as "Mondays." However it can go beyond a typical "Monday" and may be much worse.
Dude, I feel like I am having the WORST doomsday ever!
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