madcapped 

High as a kite.

He was madcapped.

madcapped by Greg Hampton II June 24, 2004

Mandicapped 

When you become too intoxicated to the point where you can’t feel your legs.

Last night I went out with the girls and got Mandicapped before Midnight.

Mandicapped by JHerny13 April 22, 2019

Mandicapped 

When you're so fucked on MDMA it becomes less of a 'high' and more of being completely Mandicapped.

Jeff: Did you just take all of that MDMA my dude?

Brian: Bruh, I am so mandicapped.

Mandicapped by PatSniffer December 5, 2018

Mandicapped 

When that dick is so good it handicaps you.

Damn I need a wheelchair I got Mandicapped last night.

Mandicapped by Mandicapped1995 May 31, 2018

Mandicapped 

Adjective describing someone (male) who cannot perform a simple action that to others (females) would not be considered difficult.

Why don't you ask Mike to cover the leftovers with cellophane so they don't spoil?
Because he's completely mandicapped in the kitchen

Mandicapped by the epster July 8, 2010

maxcapper 

A maxcapper is someone who can top any story, anything you say you did he says he did it first, or he did it better, or his was bigger, or he made more money, or he caught the bigger fish. Usually a liar, and eager to start meaningless arguments. alt. Captain Max or Mr. MaxThat

That maxcapper told me he won two oscars when he heard I won a medal for eight years' service to the community. Who is he, Captain Max? Mr. Maxthat? Sir max a lot?

maxcapper by JR Hannafin July 5, 2004

Midnapped 

When someone gets chloroformed and kidnapped mid-sentence.

Person 1: Ayo there's this nice white van that's near me. Cool dude with a napkin com-
Person 2: Yo did she get midnapped

Midnapped by ChungSeiker April 9, 2020