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A fancy, kept man who is supported by an extremely, or unusually small person. They usually lurk around Little people reality show sets. This is as low as you could go in life. Below rock bottom.

“Man, those fools were fucked in the head.”

“Yup. A fine pair of Midgolos.”
Just when you thought you knew what a piece of shit was, the “Midgolo” redefines the genre...
Midgolo by RUBIWAN May 6, 2019
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You're a total midolo!
midolo by UrbanLegend71 March 29, 2011
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Midolob is a man who is funny & can be very charming when he wants to. He is dark & handsome, although not at all tall. He is intelligent in many ways & a genius with computers, great at math, but kinda sucks at spelling. He can be very philosophical. He has black curly hair & warm honey golden brown eyes.He is very warm & caring. He is very family-orientated. He is a great father, a wonderful husband & anyone would be lucky to have him in their life. Women swoon at his feet, but he just steps over them because he is veryfaithful & only has eyes for his wife. He definitely has a sensitive & sentimental side. He is kind of a geek, but in a good way. He can speak several languages fluently & is very talented. One of his favorite quotes is that "the most silent creature is often the deadliest" when he feels he is being taken advantage of. He is a great singer.He can be stubborn & bull-headed but yet he is a very calm, patient, & forgiving man. He is just one of the best people anyone can know. He is very much loved by all that meet him. There is so much more to write about this man, but time & space just do not permit the continuation of many words that would be sure to come.
I love Midolob.

Computer having problems? Call Mehdi, he'll know what to do!
Woman 1: Oh my! Who is that handsome guy?!

Woman 2: Don't bother. He's married and completely faithful - believe me, I tried.

Woman 1: Why are all the good ones taken? Must be a Midolob.
midolob by midolob February 25, 2017

migolosgae 

this word defines a homo person that writes php code.
you still write php? why are you migolosgae.

mingoloid 

A combination of the word minga and mongloloid. Basically someone who is very ugly and retarded at the same time. A good word to use against a dumb idiot.
Oh my god max is a mingoloid!!
Is that mingoloid proud of himself?
mingoloid by illbeyoursuperman July 16, 2010

Midglodyte 

"damn that midglodyte is as big as my stool"

"AHH this midglodyte is hupping my leg, get him off"

"Don't take him to prom hes such a midglodyte"
Midglodyte by CoolKittens June 28, 2023

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
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