midolo

A complete egocentric dickhead

You're a total midolo!

midolo by UrbanLegend71 March 29, 2011

Mixology Connoisseur 

a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments on the art of making drinks

Author Storm DuBois created the term Mixology Connoisseur referring to being a expert in the art of drink making

Mixology Connoisseur by J.P jackson March 23, 2010

mixology 

The term used by employees of bars and night clubs to mask the fact that they are bartenders. It is intended to make the occupation sound more important or part of the sciences

Golfer #1: My three sons are doing quite well. One is a wetland ecologist, one is a biologist, and the other works in mixology.
Golfer #2: No, your "mixologist" son serves Cosmos at a gay bar in South Beach. He is a bartender.

mixology by Launchpad McWhack August 25, 2011

midol suppository 

an imaginary pharmaceutical item that is used to imply a person is being a lame ass, pussy bitch, or suffering from PMS like symptoms.

Tyler: Man Jon is being a big pussy, he says he can't play Halo because his head hurts and he's tired.
Tate: Wow, sounds like he could use a midol suppository for sure.

midol suppository by midol man May 18, 2013

midlothian tx 

A small ass town in Texas South of Dallas. That is overrun by dick cops who literally have nothing better to do than put people in jail for roach weed. The girls are known as Midlo hoes. This town is so boring that all the schoolers get drunk and drive their douche bag trucks up to whataburger on Friday night. Seriously never come to Midlothian Tx.

Midlothian Tx is a small Texas town

midlothian tx by janedoe187 February 26, 2015

Midloaf Crisis

An abrupt interruption of a shit in progress by a phone call, knock on a door, loud sound or blumpkin. The interruption causes the shit to retreat back into its creators' sphincter.

I suffered a midloaf crisis as the fire alarm caused my log to make a swift retreat back into my anus.

Midloaf Crisis by Great Cornholio July 28, 2011

Midlothian Middle School

The worst fucking school you will ever go to. There are more Snakes at that school than dead roaches (which is saying A LOT) the teachers there are all assholes and the counselor literally doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing. Long story short just never enter that building because you will be entering the deepest depths of hell.

Fuck Midlothian Middle school everyone there is an douchebag.

Midlothian Middle School by Harleyquin November 25, 2017