Midglodyte 

A midget troglodyte.

"damn that midglodyte is as big as my stool"

"AHH this midglodyte is hupping my leg, get him off"

"Don't take him to prom hes such a midglodyte"

Midglodyte by CoolKittens June 28, 2023

moglodyte 

A primal individual of low intelligence that also happens to look really good at the current moment, due to their simple nature.

Shut up, Dayne, you moglodyte; you couldn't understand basic math if you tried.

moglodyte by thatguyguyguy March 22, 2024

Minglodite

A commonly used term for single as frick mormons. Often attributed to 長老照り焼きcirca 2016.

That new RM in the ward is for sure gonna be a minglodite for a while.

Minglodite by 長老照り焼き December 30, 2025

Maglodyte

A critique of MAGA always having caveman mentality, out of touch, and stubbornly old fashioned.

From the American acronym ‘MAGA,’ combined to the Ancient Greek word Troglodyte (cave - dweller)

“Your maglodyte is showing.”
“Trump is a Maglodyte.”
“ Pam Bondi talking about the DOW was such a maglodyte thing to do.”
“ Kristi Noem deporting combat veterans shows she’s a maglodyte”

Maglodyte by TikTokRandaTaylorr February 18, 2026