MicroShlong

When you complain about how small your cup is when the issue is your dick is micro

Bro what are you talking about, I don't have a MicroShlong and my dick is massive.

by fghjkuyfdfghjhfvbjhgfg December 4, 2021

microthong

Extremely tiny thong with just enough material to conceal the pussy. The open variety does not hide pussy, but may have a jewel, pearl or feather hanging seductively over the clit region. Hundreds of different styles by Lola Luna and other manufacturers are available. One daring version consists of a string of pearls which lies between the pussy's inner lips. Its only possible purpose is to stimulate the clitoris when walking or dancing.

In striking gold and green, this open embroidered microthong has a diamante drop front with green sequins and an edging of gold French lace.

by O'Flagherty December 26, 2008

microthong

A tiny patch of material which barely conceals pussy worn provocatively tied low around the hips.

The audience was restless, hungry, panting. Backstage, Yulia squatted in front of the mirror and made a final adjustment to her tiny microthong. The slightest misalignment would be disastrous.

by O'Flagherty January 6, 2008

microschlongo

A energy effecient full size hatchback with balding tires.

Do you see that guy on the side of the road with a bald head he must have bought a MicroSchlongo

by Bruce Casteel April 10, 2022

mirioshlongnme

finally a mirio lover <333

best mf out there‼️‼️

hilarious ily 🙊

"mirioshlongnme was stuff on anti black tiktok at first 😮"

by extremelyfruity September 6, 2021