Michael Jordan! 

When you palm the fuck outta someone’s big ass forehead

Homeboy: How was the date?
Me: She was laughing because I Michael Jordan! her and she didn’t understand

Michael Jordan! by hxtlne August 28, 2018

Michael Jordan 

God in a pair of Nikes

Michael Jordan by Johnny Cockface September 29, 2003

Michael Jordan 

the greatest basketball player ever.

Michael Jordan by wizzle August 24, 2003

michael jordan 

An electrifying basketball superstar who transformed the pathetic Chicago Bulls into 6-time world champions. ESPN voted him the number one athlete of the century. Every game Jordan would do something spectacular and for 13 seasons he captivated crowds with gravity defying dunks, inspired defence, and dramatic game-winning shots. Every season Jordan improved his game and remained a step ahead of his many foes.

Dude, last night John Starks talked some smack and Michael Jordan lit him up for 55 points.

michael jordan by Mack C January 16, 2007

michael jordan 

the m'f'ing G.O.A.T.

1985 ROY.
1988 defensive player of the year.
3 time all-star mvp.
10 scoring titles.
6 finals mvp's in 6 championships.
1987, 1988: the dunks. champion.

michael jordan by yawn February 6, 2004

Michael Jordan 

1. Greatest Basketball player EVER to represent not only Chicago, but the NBA in general.
2. The act of coming back to a sport/hobby/job after announcing retirement/quitting for good.

1. Michael Jordan was one of (if not THE) greatest basketball player of all time!
2. We all thought that he quit skydiving, but he pulled a Michael Jordan on us!

Michael Jordan by A2P July 29, 2005

Michael Jordan 

The G.O.A.T. of the basketball world

MJ is the greatest of all time

Michael Jordan by C-Note 2000 May 16, 2005