1. Greatest Basketball player EVER to represent not only Chicago, but the NBA in general.
2. The act of coming back to a sport/hobby/job after announcing retirement/quitting for good.
1. Michael Jordan was one of (if not THE) greatest basketball player of all time!
2. We all thought that he quit skydiving, but he pulled a Michael Jordan on us!
Buy a
Michael Jordan
mug!
Donuts so good, you'll suck a dick.
"COME ON MAN, OPEN UP, MAN! GIVE ME ONE MORE DONUT! I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!"
-Man knocking at a Krispy Kreme resturant at 3AM in the morning
fucking assholes who want to ruin everything!
OMG! He said shit and didn't censor it!
OMG! She flashed her titties!
OMG! We're (censored)offs!
Where fat fucks go when they die.
Mommy...where is daddy now?? *sniff sniff*
He went to McDonalds, my son.
What I did last night.
What did you do yesterday?
"Your mother."
The program that screwed MTV over...DAMN YOU REAL WORLD
A typical conversation in the real world:
Skank 1: "OMG (Insert name here) you're such a bitch!
Skank 2: Well maybe if your greedy ass didn't steal that penny, I wouldn't be a bitch, eh!!??
(Gets stupider EVERY year!)
A troll who down votes comments/submissions for the sole purpose of angering and confusing people.
I log on UD today and I see lots of words of the day's down voted. Looks like the work of a down voter troll.
