Definitions by A2P

Down Voter 

A troll who down votes comments/submissions for the sole purpose of angering and confusing people.

I log on UD today and I see lots of words of the day's down voted. Looks like the work of a down voter troll.

Down Voter by A2P July 11, 2009

your mother

What I did last night.

What did you do yesterday?
"Your mother."

your mother by A2P February 20, 2009

Krispy Kreme 

Donuts so good, you'll suck a dick.

"COME ON MAN, OPEN UP, MAN! GIVE ME ONE MORE DONUT! I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!"

-Man knocking at a Krispy Kreme resturant at 3AM in the morning

Krispy Kreme by A2P June 11, 2006

Britney Spears 

Some cuntish poser pop star whore that

1) Promotes bad things like alcoholism, smoking, and all other negative influences to young preppy girls.
2) Can't sing for shit because she lip sings and doesn't even write her own lyrics.
3) Got married for FIFTY FIVE FUCKING HOURS! Jesus, I could hold a relationship better than that!

Britney Spears is a whore that should get AIDS and die for the sake of mankind itself.

Britney Spears by A2P September 6, 2005

Michael Jordan 

1. Greatest Basketball player EVER to represent not only Chicago, but the NBA in general.
2. The act of coming back to a sport/hobby/job after announcing retirement/quitting for good.

1. Michael Jordan was one of (if not THE) greatest basketball player of all time!
2. We all thought that he quit skydiving, but he pulled a Michael Jordan on us!

Michael Jordan by A2P July 29, 2005

McDonalds 

Where fat fucks go when they die.

Mommy...where is daddy now?? *sniff sniff*
He went to McDonalds, my son.

McDonalds by A2P July 27, 2005

Real World 

The program that screwed MTV over...DAMN YOU REAL WORLD

A typical conversation in the real world:
Skank 1: "OMG (Insert name here) you're such a bitch!
Skank 2: Well maybe if your greedy ass didn't steal that penny, I wouldn't be a bitch, eh!!??

(Gets stupider EVERY year!)

Real World by A2P December 7, 2004