9 definition by A2P

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1. Greatest Basketball player EVER to represent not only Chicago, but the NBA in general.
2. The act of coming back to a sport/hobby/job after announcing retirement/quitting for good.
1. Michael Jordan was one of (if not THE) greatest basketball player of all time!
2. We all thought that he quit skydiving, but he pulled a Michael Jordan on us!
by A2P July 11, 2005

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Donuts so good, you'll suck a dick.
"COME ON MAN, OPEN UP, MAN! GIVE ME ONE MORE DONUT! I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!"

-Man knocking at a Krispy Kreme resturant at 3AM in the morning
by A2P June 10, 2006

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fucking assholes who want to ruin everything!
OMG! He said shit and didn't censor it!
OMG! She flashed her titties!
OMG! We're (censored)offs!
by A2P November 28, 2004

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Where fat fucks go when they die.
Mommy...where is daddy now?? *sniff sniff*
He went to McDonalds, my son.
by A2P July 09, 2005

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What I did last night.
What did you do yesterday?
"Your mother."
by A2P October 15, 2008

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The program that screwed MTV over...DAMN YOU REAL WORLD
A typical conversation in the real world:
Skank 1: "OMG (Insert name here) you're such a bitch!
Skank 2: Well maybe if your greedy ass didn't steal that penny, I wouldn't be a bitch, eh!!??

(Gets stupider EVERY year!)
by A2P December 07, 2004

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A troll who down votes comments/submissions for the sole purpose of angering and confusing people.
I log on UD today and I see lots of words of the day's down voted. Looks like the work of a down voter troll.
by A2P July 11, 2009

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