9 definitions by A2P

Michael Jordan

1. Greatest Basketball player EVER to represent not only Chicago, but the NBA in general.
2. The act of coming back to a sport/hobby/job after announcing retirement/quitting for good.

1. Michael Jordan was one of (if not THE) greatest basketball player of all time!
2. We all thought that he quit skydiving, but he pulled a Michael Jordan on us!

by A2P July 12, 2005

McDonalds

Where fat fucks go when they die.

Mommy...where is daddy now?? *sniff sniff*
He went to McDonalds, my son.

by A2P July 10, 2005

Real World

The program that screwed MTV over...DAMN YOU REAL WORLD

A typical conversation in the real world:
Skank 1: "OMG (Insert name here) you're such a bitch!
Skank 2: Well maybe if your greedy ass didn't steal that penny, I wouldn't be a bitch, eh!!??

(Gets stupider EVERY year!)

by A2P December 7, 2004

Britney Spears

Some cuntish poser pop star whore that

1) Promotes bad things like alcoholism, smoking, and all other negative influences to young preppy girls.
2) Can't sing for shit because she lip sings and doesn't even write her own lyrics.
3) Got married for FIFTY FIVE FUCKING HOURS! Jesus, I could hold a relationship better than that!

Britney Spears is a whore that should get AIDS and die for the sake of mankind itself.

by A2P August 28, 2005

Krispy Kreme

Donuts so good, you'll suck a dick.

"COME ON MAN, OPEN UP, MAN! GIVE ME ONE MORE DONUT! I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!"

-Man knocking at a Krispy Kreme resturant at 3AM in the morning

by A2P June 11, 2006

Down Voter

A troll who down votes comments/submissions for the sole purpose of angering and confusing people.

I log on UD today and I see lots of words of the day's down voted. Looks like the work of a down voter troll.

by A2P July 12, 2009

Dragonball Z

Words used to describe a repetative and old thing/action/place

Damn, mofo! Stop saying you killed someone! You Dragonball Z'd those words man!

by A2P December 5, 2004