Definitions by yawn

Demi 

A beautiful girl who you enjoy talking to.

My night would've sucked if I didn't meet Demi!

Demi by Yawn June 9, 2013

switch hitter 

one, usually a male, that masturbates using both of his/her hands.

it's a good thing i'm a switch hitter, because my arm was eaten by a dumpster last week.

switch hitter by yawn April 14, 2004

michael jordan 

the m'f'ing G.O.A.T.

1985 ROY.
1988 defensive player of the year.
3 time all-star mvp.
10 scoring titles.
6 finals mvp's in 6 championships.
1987, 1988: the dunks. champion.

michael jordan by yawn February 6, 2004

Sleep 

What humans do during 1/3 of their lives.

Sleep by yawn March 8, 2003