Michael Handzo is a 5-4, 110-pound Point Guard from Elmwood Park, NJ.
Future NBA Player
Class of 2022
All-around Player
His twin brother (Dylan Handzo) is a humongous 3pt shooter.
Comparison: Steve Nash
Elite Passer
Handzo is a flashy dribbler
Handzo possesses solid quickness and is a fairly complete player to be so young.

Who is Michael Handzo?
Just a small point guard from a small town and the the next big thing.

Michael Handzo by Drizzyouknowme March 11, 2019

Hey! Vsauce, Michael Here.

The last thing you hear before being attacked by a bald man explaining how your body is not yours but a part of the sky and mars then suddenly describes how somebody from over 30 years ago touched the moon.

Hey! Vsauce, Michael Here.

W h e r e A r e Y o u r F i n g e r s ?

Hey! Vsauce, Michael Here. by Probably Somebody April 5, 2022

Hey Vsauce Michael Here

Hey Vsauce Michael Here! This is the famous intro that you here on almost every video on the Vsauce channel. If a women looks at him, their uterus will be shattered instantly. You can't say your not attracted to Michael, because regardless of your gender you ARE attracted to Michael. He is worth about 10 million USD, so if you don't like his face, there ya go. Michael is the walking definition of a hunk. He has earned the nickname "Hunkerino". If you don't like Michael, then you are a pathetic excuse for a human being. I don't care if you are male or female, you are, a matter of fact, attracted to Michael. Now, go binge all of Michael's videos. You won't regret it.

Man: Yo! Is that Michael?! Vsauce Michael?!?!?!?!
Woman: UGHHHHHHHHHH!
Vsauce Michael - Hey Vsauce Michael Here

Hey Vsauce Michael Here by Random Vsaucer January 24, 2018

Michael Huang

The guy who co-created BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB with his brother, Cary Huang. Also he voices lots of characters in that show. And he animated BFB.

Linus: OH MY GOD. IS THAT MICHAEL HUANG???
Courtney: Yes, that's Michael and Cary Huang.

Michael Huang by Linus7671 July 21, 2021

michael holden

the human embodiment of sunshine
tori spring's best friend/boyfriend(?)
best person ever

"Michael Holden is the most obnoxious guy I have ever met. I still love him though."

michael holden by evanhansenscast October 31, 2023

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026