Miagi 

A word for someone who is fucking retarded and dilluisonal, Usually has Down Syndrome too

What a miagi that guy is lol

Miagi by Dr. Sueuss May 18, 2020

Miagi 

The act of applying anal bleaching cream to another's ass.

Byron, after years of reaming by Vince, decided it was time to clean up his back-door look and opted for a Miagi from Kris.

Miagi by Gasman164 August 27, 2009

Reverse Miagi 

When at a rub and tug, you rotate your body 180 degrees and put your penis through the hole for your face.

Bro, I went for a massage last night and went right for the reverse miagi....works every time, it was like milking a cow.

Reverse Miagi by MACH May 8, 2015

mr. miagi

v. to snatch up something very quickly, namely annoying flies that bother you while you are trying to think of very funny words.

also to snatch anything you want, but in a quick fashion and semi-discreetly.

i swear, if that fly doesnt knock it off i'm gonna mr. miagi it with the quickness.

mr. miagi by kurticus June 25, 2006

Foreign miagi

Someone’s who’s superior in beauty features

Omg she’s a foreign miagi😍

Foreign miagi by Shane Jenkins August 12, 2023

Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off) 

1. A variated Commencement of male masturbation that involves the application of hot melted wax directly to the genital skin and the areas surrounding the genitalia

2. Handjobs or hand jiggers are approved substitutions for masturbation in this assumed context.
3.

The Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)manifest itself and namesake after Ralph Machios karate kid co stars esteemed characters quote "wax on wax off" was successfully etched into the minds of our collective social consciousness that creates a space where people are eager for reruns and for a repackaged version . applying a spelling variation to the 2nd appearance of the word wax which is also the 3rd word of the 4 word quote. This alternate version is pronounced the exact same way but are processed with exact opposition. originally a progressive pathway for channeling precision and concentration into all things starting with the mundane and ascending from there
"Wax on .. whacks off" on the other hand is pleasure sought through the mental strength acquired through my self assertion of being able to endure and suffer and train pain into an already compromised temple . If applied in reality of rhe literal instead the suggestion to imagine it a certain way to have a reason to slap yourself in the knee

Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off) by Pseudonym cum poop August 13, 2024

Magic J 

the name given to junior grimes since he’s a dancer and ex male stripper. Magic J is his stripper name.

aka “Dirty Darnell” , junior grimes is known for being a male stripper as he became one to help him survive through college when he was broke and bored.

Magic J is the hottest piece of ass you’ll ever see, the way that white boi J moves is like that of a sex god, one must never underestimate the moves of junior grimes aka “Magic J”

Magic J is possibly a twist on the title “magic mike” but since this is J grimes we’re talking about then it’s appropriate to call him magic J

EXAMPLE;

Magic J: *enters room*

Woman: wooo! Magic J! Take off your shirt let’s see dem abs! *drools*

Magic J: *takes off shirt and pants*

Girl 1: *wets panties*

Magic J: yea I got it locked down! Check this

*proceeds to bust a move*

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Magic J is the stripper name for Junior grimes (junior the egomaniac)

Magic J by Reggie capers December 4, 2021