Meyort

Melt, as stated with a ridiculously OTT Chinese accent in C&C Generals Zero Hour.

'Meyort! Everything must MEYORT!' -Shi Tao

Meyort by Evil Tim June 12, 2004

Memortunity 

The result when memory and opportunity coincide, allowing for completion of tasks, chores, thoughts, etc.

I hadn't remembered to email my sister last weekend when I was online, and I hadn't the opportunity when I remembered driving down the highway, but last night I finally had memortunity and sent her an email.

Memortunity by Sweetmarie October 24, 2011

Medorthophobia 

fear of having an erect penis

the guys that are complete horndogs should have medorthophobia.

Medorthophobia by EvlBloodyMary November 5, 2003

Medorthophobia 

The fear of an erect penis.

If you're a guy and you have medorthophobia, you're screwed.

Medorthophobia by Cinderpelt April 18, 2009

meyarty 

Friend, or comrade. Someone who you care about deeply

How are you doing, meyarty?

meyarty by Mountain Troll June 6, 2017

medorthophilia 

An intense love of, or desire for, erect penises.

Loser is a medorthophiliac.

medorthophilia by G'eater June 10, 2003

Medorthophobia 

Fear of an erect penis. not to be confused with medomalacuphobia- fear of losing an erection.

Chris: I do not have medorthophobia, as I am a homosexual.
Sean: Okay...

Medorthophobia by Sean Mooney November 10, 2006