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Medorthophobia 

The fear of an erect penis.
If you're a guy and you have medorthophobia, you're screwed.
Medorthophobia by Cinderpelt April 18, 2009
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Medorthophobia 

Fear of an erect penis. not to be confused with medomalacuphobia- fear of losing an erection.
Chris: I do not have medorthophobia, as I am a homosexual.
Sean: Okay...
Medorthophobia by Sean Mooney November 10, 2006

Medorthophobia 

Being a scared nympho may mean that that you have medorthophobia

medorthophobia 

the fear of being reamed when you're on a chair
cam was standing next to me when I was on the chair and my medorthophobia kicked in
medorthophobia by sweatyphillips October 3, 2005

medorthophilia 

An intense love of, or desire for, erect penises.
Loser is a medorthophiliac.
medorthophilia by G'eater June 10, 2003
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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