Medorthophobia 

fear of having an erect penis

the guys that are complete horndogs should have medorthophobia.

Medorthophobia by EvlBloodyMary November 5, 2003

Medorthophobia 

The fear of an erect penis.

If you're a guy and you have medorthophobia, you're screwed.

Medorthophobia by Cinderpelt April 18, 2009

Medorthophobia 

Fear of an erect penis. not to be confused with medomalacuphobia- fear of losing an erection.

Chris: I do not have medorthophobia, as I am a homosexual.
Sean: Okay...

Medorthophobia by Sean Mooney November 10, 2006

Medorthophobia 

The Fear of Erected Penises

Being a scared nympho may mean that that you have medorthophobia

Medorthophobia by SCrusher88 May 8, 2016

medorthophobia 

the fear of being reamed when you're on a chair

cam was standing next to me when I was on the chair and my medorthophobia kicked in

medorthophobia by sweatyphillips October 3, 2005

medorthophilia 

An intense love of, or desire for, erect penises.

Loser is a medorthophiliac.

medorthophilia by G'eater June 10, 2003

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019