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Mexican Cheese

When a guy is having sex with a sombrero on, then violently cums on a plate while singing with a ukelele or mandolin, which his partner then keeps in the freezer to eat on May 5th.
Dude 1: So What were you up to yesterday?
Dude 2: Man, I served my girl up some Mexican Cheese, she loved it.
Dude 1: Oh nice, is that some type of spicy cheese?
Dude 2: No. Here, look, this is the definition.
Dude 1: What the fu-

Do not contact me or my family ever again.
Dude 2: I understand.
Mexican Cheese by investigate3.11 November 4, 2018
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mexican cheese

its when a mexican jaks off and there 2 lazy to like go to the toilet so they just put it bak ion their pants and it crusts to make a thick white crust on their penis that looks like cheese
i have some mexican cheese in my pants.
mexican cheese by corby January 13, 2008

Mexican Cheese Wiz 

A liquid containing mostly semen and urine from one or more person. Good on potato chips.
Lindsay: Hey! You comin' over to Chris's? I heard he's making some Mexican Cheese Wiz.

Brittany: Hell yeah girl!

Mexican cheese pasta and french fries 

A savoury mexican dish and side dish
Kkungus cant go without eating Mexican cheese pasta and french fries for 5 minutes

Mexican Cheese Farmer 

A mexican cheese farmer is a mexican man/woman who harvests the smegma of every man he/she meets.
"Did you see that mexican cheese farmer last night?"
"yeah he came and took my smeg this morning"
Mexican Cheese Farmer by Smudgeeee September 22, 2009

Mexican Cheese Dragon 

A Mexican dwarf who seems socially awkward, but really he's sharing his Mexican Dragon Cheese with lucky ladies DAY and NIGHT!
Damn! That guy's such a Mexican Cheese Dragon! Wish I was more like him!

Mexican Cheese Whiz 

When a latina woman has a vaginal infection causing her to release a yellow discharge.
I went down on Consuela last night but I had to get the fuck out of there when I saw her Mexican cheese whiz.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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