Mexican Pie 

When a guy shits on his bed then proceeds to jerk off and ejaculate onto the pile of shit.

Some girl asked me to put a Mexican Pie on her bed, but I couldn't rub one off because the stank of my shit kept me from jizzing.

Mexican Pie by Tom Bergeron The Second September 20, 2010

Dirty Mexican Snatch Pie 

A Woman's Vagina That Smells Like A Mexican Fish Taco or A Mexican Fish Dish.

I Spread That Bitch Has A Dirty Mexican Snatch Pie,

If You Like Mexican Snatch Pie She Is All Yours

Dirty Mexican Snatch Pie by David Starz August 11, 2009

Mexican Mud Pie 

while a male is fucking a female doggy style he shits in his hand and proceeds to slap her in the face with it.

My girlfriend wanted to have sex with me after fajita night...i gave her a Mexican Mud Pie

Mexican Mud Pie by Luke and Matt from Texas June 22, 2008

mexican mud pie 

when a person (or animal) is eating out your asshole and you excrete feces into their mouth.

Cam and his grandpa both gave cam's grandma a mexican mud pie

mexican mud pie by Bobby, Bobby Smo November 5, 2006

Mexican pot pie 

When a male throws up on a female's vagina and then has vaginal intercourse.

I was eating her nasty pussy and it was so ronchy I throw up on it and decided to give her a Mexican pot pie.

Mexican pot pie by Cheechanator August 25, 2013

mexican cream pie 

When you get two, presumably Mexican woman, and share the semen ejaculated by the male (you) between the two. Resulting in a sort of, taco effect.

I had a fun time last night. Me, your GF, and my GF performed a mexican cream pie.

mexican cream pie by Mr Catacorn April 8, 2015

Mexican bean pie

A citizen of New York with Asperger’s

I’m Mexican bean pie and I know you had a bad day but that’s cool we should play Fortnite

Mexican bean pie by Osoboro April 14, 2023