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Mettoni, A beautiful girl who finds it hard to express her feelings and probably has anger issues.Her dark Afro hair swirls up into a bum and her goddess brown eyes in the sun would make anyones day.She has new friends every week but if your special to her she will love u forever. Those huge magnificent lips could make anyone fall in love with her
Carly-wow have u seen that’s mettoni’s lips
Maya-Yh I just want to kiss them
Mettoni by Dogwalker November 24, 2021
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Meltonic 

Adjective: describes a person, animal or thing that exhibits Joshua Melton-like qualities. These traits include: Enjoying Roblox, practicing confederacy, and large potential for depreciative memes
Friend: Hey man, do you dip?
Me: Nah, I’m not meltonic
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