Mettoni

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Mettoni, A beautiful girl who finds it hard to express her feelings and probably has anger issues.Her dark Afro hair swirls up into a bum and her goddess brown eyes in the sun would make anyones day.She has new friends every week but if your special to her she will love u forever. Those huge magnificent lips could make anyone fall in love with her

Carly-wow have u seen that’s mettoni’s lips
Maya-Yh I just want to kiss them

Mettoni by Dogwalker November 24, 2021

Words you can keep

Meltonic

Adjective: describes a person, animal or thing that exhibits Joshua Melton-like qualities. These traits include: Enjoying Roblox, practicing confederacy, and large potential for depreciative memes

Friend: Hey man, do you dip?
Me: Nah, I’m not meltonic

Meltonic by Liliam Pumpernickel July 2, 2018

Related Words

Mettoni • Mentoni • Meltonic • mertonize • MESTONION • Methonites • metronidazole • mettanie • mettanity • Muttoning

metronidazole

An antibiotic; one you are prescribed if you have bacterial vaginosis. It is important to note that you cannot take consume any alcohol for 48 hours after you take it. This medication is also prone to upset your stomach and causes yeast infections.

Metronidazole kinda sucks...but at least it will make my cunt feel better.

metronidazole by su-chin for the win November 13, 2011

Mentoni

Mentioni, a full or partial skeleton left in plain sight after an act of violence.

They got to ya Boi jimmy, turned him mentoni

Mentoni by Rhynsed Unit October 9, 2021

Muttoning

For a Man to show or flaunt his bright white upper thighs.

You see that guy muttoning over there? It looks like a fluorscent light up to his belt.

Muttoning by M54kings June 23, 2009

Mentoni

Mentoni: a small musical instrument, akin to the skin flute, traditionally played with the skeleton or feet.

The strange rhythmic hum and clomp of an expertly played mentoni sent chills through kyalls spine.

Mentoni by Rhynsed Unit October 10, 2021

Metronic

A thing, item or peice of clothing that iconifies a metrosexual.

For example the P300 Samsung Mobile Phone, tank tops or flowery shirts could be called Metronic

Metronic by Jon Heaton May 30, 2006

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026